Duct tape is like the Force--It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together

and

There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

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Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

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There is a fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

and Finally

No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously

These words of wisdom were dutifully stolen from various sources.

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1 Duct tape cool. Makes for cool clothing.

1. The man's always wrong. 2. It's always the man's fault. 3. You'll never win.

Hmm, wear a depends to bed. Keep mattress clean.

Farting leads to pooping like kissing leads to sex like hobbies lead to mental illness.

I never take what men say too seriously

T-WOG

Posted by: Graumagus at August 19, 2005 04:23 PM (KQYmn)

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