March 29, 2008
Really, that's the best defense you could come up with?
When I saw this headline I thought it was a joke. Man Claims Bigfoot Molested.
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A man who claims that he was molested by Bigfoot as a child was ordered to serve 20 years in prison yesterday for his own molestation-related activities......Morrill reportedly told an investigator preparing his pre-sentence report that he had been sexually assaulted by the legendary Bigfoot.
Patton said Morrill really believes the assaulted happened. "I take him very seriously because I know Mr. Morill has issues," said Patton.
I've heard of a lot of different defenses. I've heard a lot of different accusations. But Bigfoot molested me as a child is why I molest children is just stupid. Yet, it today's society that may be enough to get the guy an insanity plea.
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You might be interested in checking out this blog:
http://obscurestore.typepad.com/
It has daily reports of messed-up news like this. One of today's headlines is "Man caught on tape having sex with picnic table umbrella."
Posted by: Shadoglare at March 29, 2008 12:12 PM (Volhe)
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Maybe he should introduce his Bigfoot to this wombat and they'd quit molesting the rest of the world.
Posted by: Omnibus Driver at April 03, 2008 03:19 PM (WOXRM)
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