Here is a little something to ponder on a Saturday. Everyone knows at least one smoker. They are either a friend, co-worker, relative or an acquaintance. What you might not know is what kind of smoker they are or how they started smoking. Do they casually smoke; only smoke at work or are they a two pack a day chimney?

Over at College Humor they have a breakdown of the different kind of smokers. Now this is far from being a complete list, but for the four categories they have, itÂ’s pretty close to accurate. I know myself I have bounced back and forth between the Conditional Smoker and the Unconditional SmokerÂ… Except I buy my own packs of cigarettesÂ… now. Currently IÂ’m a slightly more involved Unconditional SmokerÂ… A pack will last me 3-4 days. Unless IÂ’m drinking, then a pack might last 6 hours.

IÂ’ve been known to go weeks with out smoking, only to bum one off of a friend or to buy a pack because I know IÂ’m going to end up smoking and donÂ’t want to be a mooch.

Some of you are probably thinking, “He should just quit.” All I have to say to that is: No one likes a quitter!

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