Something is wrong in the world. I donÂ’t know if the planets are aligning correctly or if itÂ’s a sign of the apocalypse. ItÂ’s Memorial Day weekend, IÂ’m going to be out re-enacting. The weather services are calling for highs in the 90Â’s, lows in the mid 60Â’s, and no rain. NO. RAIN.

Do you know what the mathematical odds of that happening are? It would the equivalent of you winning the lottery! It rains on me over 75% of the events I do every year. Add to that the fact that there is a 90% chance that it will rain at least one of the days on Memorial Day Weekend.

At this point I just want to say goodbye to all my friends. I figure this must be the end of the world. ItÂ’s never that warm or nice up here on Memorial Day weekend. If the weather service is not playing a cruel, yet funny, joke on me, then this must be the end. Either that or IÂ’m going to be struck down by a fluke storm in the middle of the night.

Posted by: Contagion at 05:25 PM | Comments (10) | Add Comment
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1 Have a great time!

Posted by: vw bug at May 25, 2006 06:48 PM (H32RX)

2 Enjoy it while you can!!

Posted by: oddybobo at May 25, 2006 07:42 PM (gR+ZD)

3 Stay dry during that fluke storm...

Posted by: That 1 Guy at May 25, 2006 07:52 PM (EEqFF)

4 Here they are only calling for a slight chance of rain on Monday, that's it.

Highs in the 80's all weekend.

I am expecting to see the 7 Horsemen at any minute, because it's goes against all religions to not rain over Memorial Weekend. It's scaring me.

Posted by: Quality Weenie at May 26, 2006 06:14 AM (XG7jZ)

5 I'll pee in your direction this weekend for you.

Posted by: Ogre at May 26, 2006 08:32 AM (/k+l4)

6 Jeez Contagion, just enjoy it!!

Posted by: Richmond at May 26, 2006 10:22 AM (e8QFP)

7 Do you want to be buried in your kilt? *grin*

Posted by: Teresa at May 26, 2006 02:31 PM (jgXyO)

8 30% chance of severe thunderstorms here. I'm only a few hours away...you might get some after all!

Posted by: BloodSpite at May 26, 2006 04:04 PM (ZTGJT)

9 OK... for those not in the area I have to annouce this - about an hour or so ago a freak, unexpected thunderstorm blew through -
Apparantly the weather forcasters had been throwing off the balance of the universe and mother nature stepped in

Posted by: Shadoglare at May 27, 2006 04:28 PM (4VtjK)

10 I wonder if Contagion finally got struck with that lightning bolt that he's spent his life earning :-)

Posted by: Harvey at May 29, 2006 07:08 AM (L7a63)

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