October 27, 2005

Despair, apathy, nihilism. A Sith lord craves these things.

Everyone has seen them, the rubber wristbands that people wear to support everything from breast cancer to their favorite sports team. I admit I have one for the Green Bay Packers. In my defense, it was a gift and it is still in its plastic wrap hanging in my cubicle at work. However, what if you donÂ’t want to wear one, or if youÂ’re a ripe bastard and donÂ’t want a feel good bracelet wristband? A company out there has come up with a solution for you.

Bleak Wristbands. ThatÂ’s right, rubber bracelets wristbands for those of us that donÂ’t care about other people. You have the choice of ones that say Despair, Apathy or Nihilism. Who brings us this wonderful new product? No other then Archie McPhee & Co, the company that brought you Bacon Bandages.

To be honest I wouldnÂ’t mind getting one of the white apathy bands to wear at work, just to see how long it would take one of my minions to notice.

Posted by: Contagion at 12:58 PM | Comments (3) | Add Comment
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1 i love the McPhee catalog. It brightens my day.

One of my all time favorites is the bobble-head nun.

Posted by: caltechgirl at October 27, 2005 02:09 PM (/vgMZ)

2 How about one that just says F--k Off!

Posted by: oddybobo at October 27, 2005 03:02 PM (6Gm0j)

3 Hey, I didn't create them. I just found 'em. Although one that said that would be amusing.

Posted by: Contagion at October 27, 2005 03:22 PM (Q5WxB)

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