Last weekend I had a chance to meet the incredibly entertaining Oddybobo. Today I read long list of places sheÂ’s been kicked out of. IÂ’m sorry, but I have a hard time believing the two are the same person. Then again, people do mature as they get older and lose their wild ways.

I would take some time to share stories with all of you, but I was the perfect child growing up. Not once did I get in trouble. Never did I get into a fight. I was never suspended from school, kicked off the bus or even sent to detention. My parents could trust me alone and not worry about anything bad happening. My only run-ins with the law, other then traffic violations, happened while I was in college and I was a victim of circumstances.

Well, there was that one thing when I was younger. IÂ’ve never admitted this before, but I feel now is the time to share. When I was 12 I once drank milk directly from the carton. There, I admitted it. IÂ’m so ashamed of myself. You can see why I never told anyone.

IÂ’m sorry, I have to go call my parents and admit to what I did. Hopefully they will forgive me.

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