July 27, 2007
Going away.
IÂ’m going to be taking a break for a while. IÂ’m not saying IÂ’m quitting blogging, but I am going to be taking a hiatus for a while. There some pressing issues going on that need my attention.
Like the fact IÂ’m going on vacationÂ… SEE YA WHEN I GET BACK!
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Well, that certainly isn't very sensitive of you!!
;-)
Y'all have a great time!!!!!
Posted by: Tammi at July 27, 2007 05:17 PM (F/bmV)
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Guessing at the real reason here:
They're sending you out of state to teach a sensitivity class?
Posted by: Harvey at July 30, 2007 09:21 PM (MQ6B8)
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So, you're leaving us without considering how we feeel?
Good for you! Come back safe dude. :-)
Posted by: Wes at July 30, 2007 10:59 PM (CW7ec)
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Hey - we'll leave a light on for you. Take it easy!
Posted by: Richmond at July 31, 2007 08:41 AM (jqSKo)
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Harvey, put Contagion's beer back in the fridge!
Posted by: Roses at July 31, 2007 08:13 PM (6KPV+)
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Where's he keep the Jack Daniel's?
*rummage, rummage*
Found it!
Posted by: Wes at July 31, 2007 10:13 PM (CW7ec)
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July 18, 2007
Garbage.
For the last couple of weeks some kind of animal had been getting into our trash, ripping the bags open and spreading garbage all over our yard and the alley. I was getting really annoyed and I didnÂ’t know what to do other then try to find a more secure way to deal with the garbage. That was until this morning.
Ktreva had left for work with Clone already leaving me home alone. I was packing my cooler for work when I looked up and saw two guys going down the alley pushing a grocery cart full of bags. I see one of them touching our garbage bags and I can see heÂ’s about to tear it open. HeÂ’s obviously looking for pop cans (we donÂ’t recycle), if he was looking for credit card info and personal stuff; we shred all of that. It pissed me off, I realized it was these assholes that where spreading trash all over the alley and my yard.
I yell out the back window loudly, “If you rip that bag open I’m going to fill you so full of lead you’ll be able to use your dick as a pencil.” Yes, I stole a line from The Three Amigos. But I was angry and all I could think of. I never saw two homeless guys run down an alley pushing a cart so fast in my life.
The best part was that one of the new neighbors was outside when I yelled that out. For some reason they didnÂ’t want to make eye contact with me.
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Is anyone else out there thinking he should not have been so "quick" to get rid of that squirrel carcass?? think......BOOBY TRAP....
Posted by: Sarah at July 18, 2007 05:46 PM (BO+Dq)
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Old trick we would use for raccoons, possums, squirrels and homeless vagrants.
Hot sauce.
Specifically Daves Insanity Sauce.
Pour about half a bottle per can all over the bag.
I gar-rontee after about twice they'll avoid your garbage like the plague, since it makes even your hands burn...
Posted by: BloodSpite at July 19, 2007 07:02 AM (QOJ8Q)
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As for the neighbor averting eye contact, maybe you should write him a nice note... in pencil?
Posted by: Roses at July 19, 2007 07:52 PM (6KPV+)
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July 09, 2007
I saw the signal.
I was getting ready to post, in detail but with out pictures, on Ogfest when I saw a sign. Somewhere south of me there is a bottle of Jack Daniels that is in dire need of drinking, and on one will do it. If it isn't drank today then it's purpose in the world will be lost.
Since, I could not in all moral conscious let that happen, I'm heading to save that bottle of Jack Daniels from being dumped down a drain.
Wish me luck.
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Huh. Cause about the same time the warning sirens went off here in town. Wonder if those two things are tied in any way?????
Posted by: Tammi at July 09, 2007 11:23 AM (PesK3)
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I'm south of you. I'll look for the bottle and let you know if I find it.
Posted by: Ogre at July 09, 2007 12:53 PM (oifEm)
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That bottle was saved from a fate worse then death. As for the sirens in your town, I'm sure they are completely related.
Posted by: Contagion at July 10, 2007 06:46 AM (Q5WxB)
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July 03, 2007
Truth, it's relevant.
IÂ’m sorry, but not everything you read is true. Some things you read are lies. Others that you read are a stretch of the truth.
IÂ’ll let you decide on this tidbit here for yourself.
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He's not a zombie, but he did rise from the grave.
HOLY CRAP! Wes of Bodhran Roll, Please! actually
posted something! Of course it was mainly news from last month. IE, crappy re-enactment. IE, went to some Raptor GamesÂ… but then he drops a bombshell at the end.
In best Nelson laugh, HA-HA! Better you than me buddy! Four kids, yeah, it was nice seeing you!
In all seriousness, congratulations buddy.
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