I finally trimmed my facial hair. This last weekend with it being so hot, I was sweating profusely. My facial hair would trap that sweat. Then when ever I went to eat or drink something it would taste like sweat. I pretty much decided at that point it was gone.

Over the weekend we (meaning I) did have some fun with it. We were camped with some re-enacting friends and all of them where getting skeeved out over the “Vast disgustingness” that was my facial hair. In the mornings I had food that had gravy, Saturday it was biscuits and Gravy and Sunday it was country friend steak and Eggs that had gravy. At one point someone applauded me for grooming my facial hair during my meal. They said they had seen others that would just leave the food in their facial hair; I at least made an attempt to wipe away what was caught in it. I had to explain I was not wiping the food away; I was using my hand to rub it in. That way it would hold the hairs in place and then later I could suck on it to get the flavor. Then I demonstrated by placing my beard in my mouth and sucking on it.

In the afternoon on Saturday I noticed there was something floating in the bottom of my water. I showed it to Red and we both decided that it looked like sugar floating in the bottom of a cup. When I got down to it, I discovered it was flourÂ… from the gravy. It had washed out of my facial hair into the cup. This of course received a collective gag from everyone around me.

IÂ’ve had a lot of fun with it, but it was time to go. That and yesterday was KtrevaÂ’s birthday. SheÂ’s 29 Version 7. The only thing she really wanted for her birthday was for me to trim my facial hair. How could I say no?

Although I do have to admit every time over the weekend when someone caught me sucking on it, and they would gag, it made me laugh. Especially when I said, “MMMmmm, Bacon” and the group looked over thinking I was eating bacon only to see my mustache in my mouth.

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1 Dude, sounds like you had a great time. We sure missed you. We thought about calling you- around 1:00 AM. But we decided to be nice instead.

Posted by: og at July 17, 2006 07:37 PM (SysqK)

2 Ktreva 1
Contagion ?

Posted by: armywifetoddlermom at July 17, 2006 08:43 PM (FRgqa)

3 I heart bacon.

Posted by: jimmyb at July 17, 2006 09:58 PM (nVbYn)

4 Congrats! I love it when my man shaves his face. Yummy!

Posted by: vw bug at July 18, 2006 05:37 AM (pFIjA)

5 *gag*

Posted by: oddybobo at July 18, 2006 07:30 AM (6Gm0j)

6 I like bacon.

Posted by: Ogre at July 18, 2006 07:38 AM (/k+l4)

7 And that is why I dread clicking on the link to this blog... LOL

Posted by: Carmen at July 18, 2006 04:44 PM (8KU5b)

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Okay, I did the task that was assigned to me. T1G is currently passed out in the other room sleeping off a rather nasty concoction of Beer, Hard Liquour, Football, and hot wings. It's his birthday, what else was I supposed to do? May god had mercy on his soul. All Tammi told me was, keep him distracted. Well at least thatÂ’s my story and IÂ’m sticking to it.

WeÂ’re supposed to get T1G something for his birthday heÂ’d like. Well IÂ’m not sure in his present state he could hand the Honeybears.

So I though I would get him this instead. At least he can drink what he makes!

I'm just really hoping he doesn't kick me in the dick when he sobers up to realize he's received a Jack Daniel's enema.

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1 Well done. ;-)

Posted by: Tammi at July 09, 2006 04:43 AM (3UQTn)

2 Ditto what Tammi said!

Posted by: Richmond at July 09, 2006 06:32 AM (e8QFP)

3 That facial hair, is making you crazy. Please tell me you did not score with T1G

Posted by: armywifetoddlermom at July 09, 2006 08:21 AM (gLfxV)

4 AWTM... ROFLMAO! That's a picture we really don't want to see. OTOH - so is a Jack Daniels enema...

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5 Awesome!

Posted by: oddybobo at July 09, 2006 06:21 PM (r5/L0)

6 You are something else

Posted by: VW Bug at July 09, 2006 06:23 PM (EmvX6)

7 Thanks, man. Both for the football game, and the entertainment this morning. I've never seen someone show their spouse exactly what they thought of their cooking the way you did it.

Just remember... I remember.

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Okay, IÂ’ve had quite a few questions regarding A) My Date last night and 2) My Facial Hair. Especially since the two are linked by the fact that Ktreva hates it. Well let me start by saying that if all my dates in High School and College had gone as well as last nights, IÂ’d give Magic Johnson a run for the money.

As for the facial hair, it has been two months. Now, normally when I trim my facial hair I keep it short, about a quarter of an inch. Right now, it is about 1.5 inches long. The beard is longer then the mustache.

Drinking anything out of a glass is difficult. If you watch movies and you see guys with burly facial hair drinking, you will notice that a good portion of the drink runs down their facial hair. In the past I figured it was because they where just sloppy drinkers. Nope, thatÂ’s not the case at all. The facial hair acts as a strainer and barrier. Unwanted chunks canÂ’t get past, however there is a certain amount of fluid that is lost down the front of you. IÂ’ve tried different tactics, but nothing prevents this from happening.

Speaking of the straining aspect. IÂ’ve discovered that I can buy a couple of really good beers and make them last all night, especially after IÂ’ve switched to cheap beer. The flavor of the good beer gets saturated into the facial hair and as you strain the cheaper beer through it, it picks up the flavor.

Speaking of flavor! IÂ’ve found that my new facial hair has saved me on purchasing items such as flavored chips. Last Saturday I had been snacking on Doritos early in the day. That evening as I was licking my lips I noticed that all the flavor dust had attached to my mustache. Much like pollen to a bee. I was able to enjoy the flavor of the Doritos with out eating anymore by sucking on my facial hair!

I thought you might want a demonstration so I re-enacted it for youÂ… hey thatÂ’s what I do, re-enact.

So as you can see the facial hair is coming in just fine. ItÂ’s really taken on the natural red coloring thatÂ’s hard to see when itÂ’s short. ItÂ’s also the last facial hair on my body that does NOT have gray in it.

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