The Chewbacca Defense?
I've heard of people using various different defenses while in court. There is self-defense, insanity, temporary insanity, justification and many more that they can plead. Until now I've never heard anyone plea "I was Chewbacca."
See what happens when a Chewbacca impersonator goes in front of Judge Joe on an battery charge.
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This guy(?) needs a life.
Yet another example of why I'm going to hell. This video clip is of either the gayest guy on the internet or a very masculine woman crying over Britney Spears being blasted by the media. I laughed so hard I almost popped a stitch.
Normally I would leave this for Saturday, but it's too good to hold onto.
UPDATE: Apparently Yahoo and ABC have gotten a hold of this video and think it's "news".
Ktreva-this should be WTF for WTF Weds. for the next month. So......Many............Things..........Wrong........
Can't.......Stop..........Laughing........while shaking my head in disbelief.
Too many questions that I really don't want shim to answer.
1.Why do you care?
2.How can you actually believe your spew?
3.Why the F*~k would you record it as a video, especially while holding a curtain behind your head?
4.What would posses you to put it on You Tube?
And finally,
5. Post or Pre-Op?
Posted by: Petey at September 12, 2007 02:28 PM (tmnSV)
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Holy crap! That he/she is fricken unhinged! Whew. More so than Brit, perhaps.
Posted by: imp at September 12, 2007 02:48 PM (g/ZH+)
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Hoo-WHEE! Can we say "psycho"? I was almost too stunned to laugh at that, ho-lee CRAP!
Posted by: Pandy at September 17, 2007 05:12 PM (pGHQX)
She sucks as a CSI.
Well we know what her social life is like.
I remember in college during my investigations class when I first learned about this technique. Shortly after I installed a black light in my room just to piss off my roommate. He had his girlfriend over all the time and well, they wouldn't necessarily clean too well.
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I was just telling someone about this video the other day. My brother sent it to me. Actually, he sent it to my Dad, my sister and me, and wrote "I didn't send this to Mom..." That absolutely cracked me up. My sister and I would have hit send to her in a frickin' heartbeat! Heh.
Posted by: Bou at September 09, 2007 01:02 PM (fGpp7)
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Eh.... I just tell people it's glow in the dark paint all over my walls.
Posted by: Harvey at September 10, 2007 08:08 PM (L7a63)
Cheerleaders going down.
Okay, maybe it's because I'm a arsehole that I find this amusing. Maybe it's because I'm a bit on the sadistic side. Actually it's both of those and the deep seeded hatred I still have of Cheerleaders left over from High School. I'm not saying they aren't cute, and I don't want Ktreva to dress up as one at least once a month, but in general cheerleaders tend to annoy the crap out of me.
Since I found it funny and it is prime high school and college football time, I felt this video was appropriate. Enjoy Cheer leading routines gone bad.
Best singing Muppets.
Here is a blast from the past. A video clip of the Swedish Chef, Beaker and Animal singing one of the worst Irish songs ever, Oh Danny Boy. When they sing it, it's not bad.
High Tech Noon
If you like old westerns and/or Sci-Fi you will have an appreciation for this one. Someone took an old western added some special effects, digital enhancement and some sound effects and made it more futuristic.
Personally I love the sound effects when the six-blaster is out of ammo.
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And one for Jenny and the wimp!
When I was in High School I would listen to Dr Demento all the time. They always had a skit by The Frantics called Ti Kwan Leep featuring Ed Gruberman and a Martial Arts instructor discussing peace versus violence. This was very popular an The Frantics have come up with other skits with the “Boot to the Head” theme. This one, while not Ti Kwan Leap, is still very funny. Especially since someone put it into video game context.
Click to watch
and for watching thatÂ…
.. A boot to the head *THUMP*
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Made with Dragon Fire.
I know I have many readers that are, like myself, a fan of the Muppets. Here is a clip from a 1966 presentation to the La Choy company for a Muppets themed commercial. ItÂ’s mostly in black and white and runs almost 8 minutes, but there is some funny stuff in there.
So true.
Normally I don't post too many jokes on here, but I couldn't help but laugh at this one. Probably because every male football fan I know has been in a similar situation.
HER DIARY
Tonight I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment.
Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed but he kept quiet and absent. I asked him what was wrong; he said nothing. I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry. On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior; I don't know why he didn't say, "I love you too."
When we got home I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there and watched T.V. He seemed distant and absent. Finally, I decided to go to bed. About 10 minutes later he came to bed, and to my surprise he responded to my caress and we made love, but I still felt that he was distracted and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep - I cried.
I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.
Perfectly Aligned.
ItÂ’s amazing, you can find that perfect someone for you. That person that you know you could spend the rest of your life with. One that would completely make you happy in every way. But thereÂ’s just one thing that screws up the entire relationship. .
The Farce is Strong with This One.
I generally don’t watch cartoons. But a friend of mine sent me this link saying I need to watch this video. He thought that my Star Wars geekdom would appreciate the clip. He was right. It’s a 25-minute clip of the Robot Chicken Star Wars Special. If you like Star Wars, it’s worth the watch. They really do a great job of parodying Star Wars. I love their take on some of the “off screen” interactions of characters from the movie.
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My favorite one was with Vader and Luke on the Bespin Platform..
Vader: "I Am you father!"
Luke: "No!! That's not true!! That's impossible!!"
Vader: "And princess Leia is your sister!"
Luke: "That's... highly unlikely.."
Vader: "And the empire will be defeated by Ewoks!"
Luke: "That's highly improbable..."
Bahahah
Posted by: Graumagus at June 23, 2007 12:33 PM (fYtJg)
FIRED!
Here is a good reason to not mix love and work. IE donÂ’t try to find that special someone in the work place. Bad things can happen. There is some harsh language.
Pop Rock Off.
This was sent to me as a banned pop-rocks commercial. Just watching it you will know it's not an actual commercial, but something that someone made. It's completely NSFW.
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Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
Yesterday I hung out with my buddy Shadoglare and LittleJoe. We spent the day watching a bunch of cheesy movies. Most of them can't even be counted as B movies, as that would be too much of an overstatement. Hey, what can I say, I love cheesy, bad movies. Anyway, one of the movies we watched was Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter. This movie was wrong on many different levels, very funny, but wrong. Anyway, here is the dance seen from that movie featuring Jesus and the Jesus Christ Dancers:
It's just too bad that you all missed my interpretation of the dance afterwards. Apparently I permanently mentally scared everyone that saw it.
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CILF
There are people that like cartoons, then there are people that LIKE cartoons, and finally we have the people that want to do them.
Warning the subject matter of this clip is for mature audiences as well as the language. So, yea itÂ’s Not Safe For Work. With that enjoy C.I.L.F. (Cartoons IÂ’d Like to F@#k) by Zachariah.
IÂ’m just upset he left Lois from the Family Guy out of it.
But it's true!
Okay, I don't want to steal any of the schtick that is in this clip, but it's true. I think most people have seen or at least heard of the Webcam dance phenomenon. You know this were people (mainly guys) watch girls dance over the internet. Chances are most of you have at least seen one of these, or you may be addicted to it and spend thousands of hours a month watching them. Well one of these girls came up with 10 things you've never seen in a webcam dance. At first it was okay, but when you get the the paranoia and scientology ones, it's pretty damn funny. There is no nudity, but I still wouldn't watch this at work.
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More on immigration.
In light of Illegal Immigration issues that have come up this week, I thought this video was appropriate. County how many come jumping out and look at the officers run around not sure what to do. I think we need some training there folks, either that or remove the muzzle and let them open fire on those running. I think the best part is the Benny Hill music.
Sensitivity class gone wrong.
As we all know, I'm an expert at Sensitivity Classes. That's attending them, not instructing them. Yes, they have taught me many things, like what to do in order to not get caught. Anyway, so when I found this video it made me laugh. Unfortunately none of my classes were anything like this.
