In this new texting age, this speaks to me.

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This guy just doesn't have the right idea on how to win her over.

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Have you ever seen a movie poster and thought, "hey that movie looks neat"? Then when you see the movie, you realized that the only neat thing about the movie was the poster. Yea, I've been suckered in time and time again by trailers and movie posters. Wouldn't it be nice if movie posters were more like this:

Yea, that one would have saved me the $50 (tickets plus snacks for the family).

Here's a collection of If Movie Posters Told The Truth.

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I believe everyone has seen the original Evolution of Dance that came out a couple of years ago. If not, click on the link and watch it, it's hilarious.

Then when you are done watching it, you can watch the sequal, Evolution of Dance 2. It's not as good as the original, but still funny.

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Okay, I admit I have a Myspace Page. I use it mainly to play some online games, oh and to keep intouch with some of my fellow Zombie hunters. I don't have any other accounts, and this video is kind of why.

However, they could have thrown in blogging into the mix. HA!

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Okay, I know this is not your typical holiday clip, but it's rather funny. It's also questionably NSFW.

Oh yea... that antler surprise...

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Just to spread a little holiday cheer... here is an alcohol fueled version of the timeless classic Carol of the Bells.

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I found this clip over at I Hate My Cubicle. It's a clip of what appears to be a bi-plane vs a cow.... that's right a cow.

It's at the end, but watch as the cow goes tumbling!

I laughed so hard I got a cramp.

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I saw this comic and had to share it with Ktreva. Her reaction is she wasn't sure if she should laugh or shake her head in shame because I could easily have been the kid knocking on the door.

Yea, now if you'll excuse me, I need to go seal the 1,200 rounds of ammo I bought yesterday in air tight bags...

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If the world actually comes to an end, how do you think the major news sources would report it? Over at Miss Celania she has an End of the World Headlines post up on what she thinks some of them will be. A couple of my favorites:

National Enquirer: O.J. AND NICOLE, TOGETHER AGAIN

Sports Illustrated: GAME OVER

TV Guide: DEATH AND DAMNATION: NIELSON RATINGS SOAR!

Microsoft's Web Site: IF YOU DIDN'T EXPERIENCE THE RAPTURE, DOWNLOAD SOFTWARE PATCH RAPT777.EXE.

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My blogless friend Smokepoles sent me this little joke.

John was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), called 'pullets,'and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.

He kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced. This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Each bell had a different tone, so he could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing. Now, he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report by just listening to the bells.

John's favorite rooster, old Butch, was a very fine specimen, but this morning he noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all! When he went to investigate, he saw the other roosters were busy chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets, hearing the roosters coming, could run for cover.

To John's amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one. John was so proud of old Butch, he entered him in the Renfrew County Fair and he became an overnight sensation among the judges. The result was the judges not only awarded old Butch the No Bell Piece Prize but they also awarded him the Pullet surprise as well.

Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making. Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention.

Vote carefully this year, the bells are not always audible.

Yea, it's the moral of the story that really rings true this year.

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There are a ton of Dark Knight parodies out there, but this one is actually funny.

The Fresh Prince meets the Joker..

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Here's another video that is funny in that haha, it' happened to someone else kind of way. Just keep watching the moving umbrellas.

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Last week I took the family to see The Dark Knight prior to my leaving for Oklahoma. We all enjoyed the movie and thought it was pretty good. So when I saw this parody today, I just had to share it. Don't watch it if you haven't seen the movie, it may contain some spoilers that aren't in the trailer.

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For all of you Muppets fans, here's Beeker doing Ode to Joy.

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1 LOL that's awesome!

Posted by: Shadoglare at July 19, 2008 02:25 PM (q1yPG)

2 Freakin' great!

Posted by: That 1 Guy at July 19, 2008 04:57 PM (Pnewa)

3 It goes without saying, but I'll say it anyway," I LOVE THE MUPPET SHOW!!!!!!!"

Posted by: wil at July 19, 2008 06:51 PM (lbJyz)

4 I looooves me some Beaker.

Posted by: Richmond at July 20, 2008 04:38 PM (irWZI)

5 Beaker's the best! :-D

Posted by: Wes at July 21, 2008 07:22 PM (1crE/)

6  货架、货架、

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Okay, my office doesn't break out nerf guns and start shooting each other, but there is a definite division between the departments. Plus my peers and upper management in my office would never, ever be this much fun.

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...funny, but not right. I'll warn you now, that this video has mature content and could be questionable for work. There is no nudity nor harsh language. All I can say is that this is one warped babysitter.

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This is for all of you engineers and pet lovers out there.

I found the portion of cat yodeling to be rather amusing. Personally, I would have loved if they had addressed the issue of the spayed female cat pissing all over the house.

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Patton Oswalt did a comedy routine based on what happened to 80's Metal. Anyone that loved metal back than will probably find this hilarious.

I particularly love the ending about Damn Yankees... because I remember that video and was laughing AT it when I first saw it. Don't get me wrong, Ted Nugent Rocks, but that was just stupid.

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I know that I normally post stuff like this on a Saturday, but a friend of mine just sent it to me and I don't want to wait a week. It's kind of long, but funny. It's a spoof of Shakespeare in Love and the Star Wars Trilogy.

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1 Having seen all 5 of the referenced movies (6, if you count THX-113 , I find this hilarious.

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