Middle Earth A-Team
This is what happens when people have way too much free time. If you are a fan of the Lord of the Rings series, and loved the A-Team. You'll find this little video clip amusing.
More Superficial Friends
We have another episode of the Superficial Friends. This one isnÂ’t as good as the last one, but the crude humor and the fact they are now making fun of blogging as well really makes it worth sharing. Oh, and definitely Not Safe For Work.
Batman's going to get shot in the Face.
When I was younger and watched the Superfriends, I always wondered why Batman was included. I mean cÂ’mon heÂ’s not actually super, he has no super powers. But I never thought of his brooding downside. This video is a little long, but if you are super hero or comic book fan, this is actually rather amusing.
No offense to blogspawn Bruce, but this is amusing. And yes I know that means IÂ’ve posted two super hero clips today thus advancing me in the geek pantheon.
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Actually you pasted how to cut glass underwater twice, which means you tried to advance in the geek pantheon and failed
Posted by: Graumagus at April 14, 2007 11:02 AM (V+7lV)
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Haven't watched the video yet... kids driving me nuts... but I thought they included Batman because he was the only one with intelligent thought besides spider man. ;-)
Posted by: vw bug at April 14, 2007 03:34 PM (V1Dzr)
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I think it's because Wayne Enterprises pays the rent. Superheroes don't make that much money and orbital headquarters aren't exactly cheap....
Posted by: Graumagus at April 15, 2007 08:52 AM (V+7lV)
My Humps
I don’t like this song. In fact I don’t like Fergie at all, her songs are about as lyrically intellectual as a conversation with my four year old. That and the fact she feels she has to spell a word in each and every one of her songs to prove she are S-M-A-R-T, annoys me beyond rage. On the other side I’m not a huge Alanis Morissette fan. Other then her involvement with Kevin Smith, I don’t think she’s all that great. But at least I respect her lyrics and don’t hate her music. However, when Alanis makes a parody of Fergie’s “My Humps”, I couldn’t help but laugh.
She turned a trite piece of crap into a psuedo movie ballad, hilarious.
Superficial Friends.
I have to rate this video ENSFWÂ… thatÂ’s EXTREMELY Not Safe For Work. Sure there is no nudity, but content and theme is really out there. With that being said, this is pretty damn funny. The Superficial Friends and Britney Spears go after Hillary Clinton.
TheyÂ’ve managed to make fun of celebrities, politics and the media all in one clip.
New Documentary.
A lot of my readers have sent me links talking about a new documentary coming out soon. Then I found a trailer for it. The documentary is called Fido and itÂ’s about the domestication of the zombie.
Folks this is wrong, just wrong. And IÂ’m not just talking about the parts were there is some alleged hot(?) human on zombie action. We should not be domesticating the zombie. We should be killing the zombie. They are an abomination and should be destroyed. IÂ’m pretty sure this is happening in California somewhere. Just another reason that state should be pushed off into the ocean.
Brokeback of the Dead.
ThereÂ’s wrong, thereÂ’s more wrong, and then there is most wrong. This has to be one of the most wrong things IÂ’ve seen for a while. Since I found this, I figured I had to share it.
It only needs a bodhran.
Okay, this is about a week late, but itÂ’s still funny. Ever wonder what if the Beatles were Irish, what would their music sound like?
Sure the guy seems to be a conservative bashing liberal, but this clip is still funny.
More cross themed videos.
Some people have way too much free time on their hand. To fill the time they take two of their obsessions and combine them together into one. Such as this Star Wars/Monty Python combination.
DonÂ’t underestimate the powers of the black knight.
The Joke is on her.
IÂ’m not sure if this story is true or not, but damn itÂ’s funny anyway.
The sad thing is that I’ve known women like this. They would rather have a miserable marriage with a man who they “trapped” by getting pregnant, than to actually fall in love with someone.
The opposite actually happened to me. I ex wanted to get married to have a family. I bought into it - and only 2 years after the fact found out HE'D had a vascetomy and couldn't have kids. He wanted someone to raise the ones he already had. That, and someone to pay his bills.
Evil goes both ways.......
Posted by: Tammi at March 03, 2007 08:52 AM (3UQTn)
Posted by: vw bug at March 05, 2007 05:28 PM (h9cSr)
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I hate to say it... but the guy is damned lucky. There have been any number of men stuck with child support even though they PROVE through DNA testing that they are not the father of the baby and they were no where near the woman when she got pregnant.
In this day and age... she claims, she wins... damn the facts and open your checkbook. He won this time - next time he might not be so lucky.
Posted by: Teresa at March 05, 2007 05:55 PM (gsbs5)
How it should be.
Yesterday during the Super Bowl, in which my prediction was completely wrong, they aired some pretty lame adds. (Cough)Snickers(Cough). There were a couple that where really good. This one was actually funny:
Back when I was conducting a lot of interviews, I was starting to get tired of them and made a joke, “Lets just draw a circle out in the parking lot and let them fight for it. The last one standing gets the job.” I’m just glad to see that I’m not the only one that has had that thought.
They're making a come back!
Did you ever have a video game you really liked, one that you would go out of the way to play? After you got tired of the game, or moved on to a new one, did you ever wonder what happened to the characters? Well, neither did I. Until now, that is. When I was in high school my friends and I were into Street Fighter 2. It didnÂ’t matter if it was the arcade version or the one that was on the Nintendo.
This morning while sirfing the net, I found these:
Street Fighter: The Later Years (Click the square to start each video)
I would have never guessed.
We all know of all the tragic effects of various mind altering substances on people. Yet some people still deny they do anything negative. A study was done using common wood spiders to see exactly what those effects where.
Beware, the Crack spiderÂ’s language is a little harsh.
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Three little Pigs.
When I was in College the band Green Jelly came out. Orriginally they named themselves Green Jell-O, but those damn corporate lawyers made them change their name due to some copyright BS. I actually had a their original CD, Cereal Killer, with the Green Jell-O name on it, I say had as that after getting married and having kids anything I own pretty much becomes public domain. Thus it is subject to being borrowed, loaned out or destroyed with out anyone telling me. I have no idea where the CD is now.
I also had the Video album of all their songs. Yes, that was past tense as well. This was the best song on that album.
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Dance badger, dance!
We all remember the entertaining and earworming badge, badger flash animation. This is what happens when someone drops mushrooms, mushrooms and takes the badgers to a rave.
Fun With Food.
A couple having trouble in the bedroom seeks the help of a well-known sex counselor. During their initlal consultation, the professional tells the couple they need to undergo a routine physical, and after completion, she will be able to help.
The couple does as they are instructed, and they come back a week later.
"OK! After reviewing my physicians notes, we're ready to start." she says. "I see that you two are both in great health, and in your questionaire you both stated that you genuinely love each other. So let's start somewhere. What seems to be the problem?"
After uncomfortable glances at one another for a brief moment, the man's wife speaks up.
"Well, I'm still very attracted to him, that's not an issue. I guess we've run out of things to try," she says.
"Have you tried grapes and doughn.u.t.s?" the counselor asks.
"I beg your pardon?" the man replies.
"Grapes and doughn.u.t.s. Go to the store tonight, and buy both. When you get home, go to your bedroom, undress, and you sir get on the bed. Have your wife play ring toss with the doughn.u.t.s, and... well..."
"Um, ok?" he says.
"When she lands a ring toss on the pole, her prize is to eat the doughn.u.t off of... the pole," says the counselor.
"Ahh... I get it." says the man.
"What about the grapes?" asks the woman.
"After he's aroused from the game of ring-toss, trade places and get on the bed. Have him try to make a field goal by flicking a grape into... your..." the counselor stalls.
"OK, I get it, and his prize is to fetch the grape, right?" she asks.
"Yes, you've got it! Now go to the store, and get home!" commands the counselor.
That night, the couple did exactly what was stated. Each ring toss that she got, she ate the doughn.u.t off, and every time he scored a field goal, he would fetch the grape out with his tongue. The couple was so amazed by the results that they shared their success story with a couple of friends who were having bedroom trouble as well.
"Here's the number, give her a call. I guarantee you won't be sorry!" says the woman to her friend.
So the new couple goes to see the therapist, and again, after the initial visit and physical, the couple returns for their news.
The counselor is pacing back and forth in her office as they walk in.
"Sit down, sit please... I'm not sure how to..." the counselor blurts out. "I don't think I'll be able to help you."
"WHAT? NO WAY. You solved our friends problem, why can't you help us?" begs the man angrily.
"I just can't. This is very difficult for me to say..." she says.
"What is the problem doctor? Won't you at least try?" begs the man's wife.
"I don't know..." the couselor stalls.
"Please, you've got to understand, we've tried four or five doctors before you. We've got to have an answer to our problem!" says the man's wife.
After many seconds of stumbling over thoughts, and trying to find the right words, she finally speaks. "Well... OK... On your way home tonight, stop at the store. Buy some Cheerios, and some watermelons..."
