A couple of weeks ago T1G told me he was thinking of going into the theater. I had thought he was just joking around. Then another friend sends me a link, a link that was most disturbing. JebusÂ… The Musical. HOLY CRAP! He did it! He made his dream of acting come true. We all know he has a Jebus complex. This might explain his mood right now.

Jebus will survive.

Okay, this clip starts pretty badÂ… goes to worseÂ… and then towards the end itÂ’s down right funny. Make sure to watch the whole thing, not just because I did, but also because if you donÂ’t youÂ’ll miss the best part. ItÂ’s not very long.

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1 Nope... that weren't me. I couldn't hear a damn thing, but I was wishing a bus would hit the bastard... right about the time it did. Divine.

Posted by: That 1 Guy at January 28, 2006 10:53 AM (lfQya)

2 Hahahahaha! I'm going to hell now, aren't I......

Posted by: Richmond at January 28, 2006 12:45 PM (e8QFP)

3 Bwahahahahahaha!

Posted by: Oddybobo at January 28, 2006 01:28 PM (IVFuV)

4 Sacraliscious!

Posted by: Wes at January 28, 2006 05:22 PM (XKQLY)

5 LMAO! That was worth the aggravation of waiting on the dial-up download.

Posted by: MathCog Idiocy at January 28, 2006 05:38 PM (j7H/L)

6 I'm surprised he didn't get the shit kicked out him before the "end".

Posted by: Jim - PRS at January 28, 2006 06:03 PM (njBz/)

7 I SO did not need to see that image. That diaper really looked like it was going to fall off...

But it IS T1G, I'm sure of it.

Posted by: Ogre at January 30, 2006 06:33 AM (/k+l4)

8 Definitely T1G

That long-ass hippie-hair is a dead giveaway :-)

Posted by: Harvey at January 30, 2006 01:33 PM (ubhj8)

9 That's gonna leave a mark.

Posted by: Jenna at January 31, 2006 09:51 AM (f/kUC)

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Have you ever wondered what would happen if two heroes or super villains from different movies, TV shows or comics fought against each other? Well if you have, I then I have the video clip for you.

The ultimate showdown!

I will warn you the very catchy tune will ear worm you. Ktreva, Clone and I have been walking around for the past 24 hours humming it.

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You always hear about those feuds where two neighbors donÂ’t get along. Now imagine if you will if Obi-wan Kenobi and Jareth the Goblin King not only lived next door to each other, but also were feuding. To make it even more interesting, lets just pretend that Jareth has given up his Goblin king ways and has become a goat farmer. (Hey, it could happen!)

JarethÂ’s goats just wonÂ’t stay out of Obi-wanÂ’s yard. This has been an on going feud for a while now. I bet your just wondering what that might look like. WELL I HAVE THE ANSWER FOR YOU!

Thanks to a blogless friend of mine that keeps sending me all these things.

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A couple of weeks ago I saw a blog post regarding a kid at Northern Michigan University making the leaning tower of Pisa out of Jenga blocks. At the time I thought it was just another stupid stunt done by college students and blew it off. It hadnÂ’t crossed my mind againÂ… until today.

I canÂ’t tell if that is a real event or staged. If itÂ’s staged, the acting is horrible. If itÂ’s real, that guy has to be the worse reporter IÂ’ve ever scene and dumb as a box of rocks to boot.

Either way it was funny as all hell.

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1 Saw that earlier this week, and was wondering about that being fake...

As you said, either way, it's funny as hell.

Posted by: That 1 Guy at January 21, 2006 12:22 PM (4I2py)

2 WTF kinda reporter answers a phone in the middle of an interview? Can't be for real.

The tower was cool though.

Posted by: Wes at January 21, 2006 11:15 PM (XKQLY)

3 Looks faked... Funny, but faked....

Posted by: Richmond at January 22, 2006 09:50 AM (e8QFP)

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Men, are you tired of your wives pushing you around? Do you think that maybe there is some conspiracy to control your life? If so, I've discovered the organization for you:

They also provided me with this helpful little list:

Top 5 Reasons You're Going to Sleep on the Couch Tonight, Jack:

1. Your wife says you snore too loud (we both know you don't snore).

2. Your wife thinks you sided with her mother in an argument.

3. You made a playful, completely harmless joke about "doing" the nanny.

4. The nanny wears that smoking hot bikini of hers to the pool and your wife catches you scoping her out. Damn it.

5. You decide to sleep on the couch just to teach your wife a lesson (tactical error moron, she'd rather sleep by herself).

I'd like to add number 6 to the list.

6. You got into an arguement with your wife while drinking and ended up there. IE last night.

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I received these in an e-mail today. My e-mail didnÂ’t say whom they where credited to, but I thought they where amusing, and the one about flavored water hits home.

New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for Classmates.com! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days: mowing my lawn.

New Rule: Don't eat anything that's served to you out a window unless you're a seagull. People are acting all shocked that a human finger was found in a bowl of Wendy's chili. Hey, it cost less than a dollar. What did you expect it to contain? Trout?

New Rule: Stop saying that teenage boys who have sex with their hot, blonde teachers are permanently damaged. I have a better description for these kids: lucky bastards.

New Rule: If you need to shave and you still collect baseball cards, you're gay. If you're a kid, the cards are keepsakes of your idols. If you're a grown man, they're pictures of men.

New Rule: Ladies, leave your eyebrows alone. Here's how much men care about your eyebrows: do you have two of them? Okay, we're done.

New Rule: There's no such thing as flavored water. There's a whole aisle of this crap at the supermarket — water, but without that watery taste. Sorry, but flavored water is called a soft drink. You want flavored water? Pour some scotch over ice and let it melt. That's your flavored water.

New Rule: Stop f***ing with old people. Target is introducing a redesigned pill bottle that's square, with a bigger label. And the top is now the bottom. And by the time grandpa figures out how to open it, his ass will be in the morgue. Congratulations, Target, you just solved the Social Security crisis.

New Rule: The more complicated the Starbucks order, the bigger the asshole. If you walk into a Starbucks and order a "decaf grande half-soy, half-low fat, iced vanilla, double-shot, gingerbread cappuccino, extra dry, light ice, with one Sweet-n'-Low and one NutraSweet," ooh, you're a huge asshole.

New Rule: I'm not the cashier! By the time I look up from sliding my card, entering my PIN number, pressing "Enter," verifying the amount, deciding, no, I don't want cash back, and pressing "Enter" again, the kid who is supposed to be ringing me up is standing there eating my Almond Joy.

New Rule: Just because your tattoo has Chinese characters in it doesn't make you spiritual. It's right above the crack of your ass. And it translates to "beef with broccoli." The last time you did anything spiritual, you were praying to God you weren't pregnant. You're not spiritual. You're just high.

New Rule: Competitive eating isn't a sport. It's one of the seven deadly sins. ESPN recently televised the US Open of Competitive Eating, because watching those athletes at the poker table was just too damned exciting. What's next, competitive farting? Oh wait. They're already doing that. It's called "The Howard Stern Show."

New Rule: I don't need a bigger mega M&M. If I'm extra hungry for M&Ms, I'll go nuts and eat two.

New Rule: If you're going to insist on making movies based on crappy, old television shows, then you have to give everyone in the Cineplex a remote so we can see what's playing on the other screens. Let's remember the reason something was a television show in the first place is that the idea wasn't good enough to be a movie.

New Rule: No more gift registries. You know, it used to be just for weddings. Now it's for babies and new homes and graduations from rehab. Picking out the stuff you want and having other people buy it for you isn't gift giving, it's the white people version of looting.

New Rule: and this one is long overdue: No more bathroom attendants. After I zip up, some guy is offering me a towel and a mint like I just had sex with George Michael. I can't even tell if he's supposed to be there, or just some freak with a fetish. don't want to be on your webcam, dude. I just want to wash my hands.

New Rule: When I ask how old your toddler is, I don't need to know in months. "27 Months." "He's two," will do just fine. He's not a cheese. And I didn't really care in the first place.

UPDATE: After a little research I've discovered these are part of a skit Bill Maher did on one of his shows.

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Those of us that live in the North have the problem of our vehicles getting stuck in the snow on occasion. When this happens sometimes you need some help digging it, or more to the point towing out your vehicle. You need to be very careful, if you donÂ’t bad things can happen. Bad expensive things can happen. If you are curious as to what IÂ’m talking about, watch this video of some idiots trying to tow a car out of the snow improperly. (Completely work safe, and not at all disgusting)

Yea, their dadÂ’s would be proud.

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