We need your input.
I need your input on a disagreement Ktreva and I had last night. We both agreed that we would pose the question to everyone and then abide by the decision. As you all know I have a fascination with Zombies. I love zombie movies, IÂ’ve studied the biology (Maybe that should be Dieology) of them, and I even have contingency plans for when (yes when, itÂ’s going to happen) the next zombie rising happens. There isnÂ’t a day that goes by that I donÂ’t think about, talk about or watch something on zombies.
Last night Ktreva and I were discussing a show on TV where there was some role playing in the bedroom. We talked about all the standards, Doctor, naughty nurse, cop and prostitute, thief and harem girl, etc. Then we started talking about unusual onesÂ… and that is when I came up with Sole survivor and Zombie Girl. Yea, IÂ’m sure with the opening paragraph you all saw that one coming. I made the suggestion she dress up, with the make up, as the sexy zombie from Land of the Dead.
I thought Ktreva was going to burst a gasket.
She likened it to necrophilia and the like and stated that in no way under the sun would she ever participate in anything like that. Our conversation went from light and joking to her seriously being mad at me. I tried to explain that it seriously was a joke; I was just trying to think up different situations. However, because IÂ’m enthralled with zombies she isnÂ’t convinced I am. Then I started thinking about it, is it so weird? Well, okay sleeping with the dead is weird, but this isnÂ’t the dead, itÂ’s undead. And actually youÂ’re not really sleeping with the dead or undead, just someone dressed up as a zombie.
What we want to know is: Is a bedroom role playing game involving zombies wrong?
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I'm gonna refrain from contributing my thoughts on "makin' it with a Zombie" or even thinkin' you are. Yeah, not gonna go there.
HOWEVER - please tell your wife, it sounds to me like she's needin' a little "time away" about now, and I got some celebrating to do. That's right Contagion. I'm kidnapping your wife again. And you can bet this whole post will come up in convesation. For your sake, you better hope it's BEFORE we start doin' shots!!!
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There is a line between play that lets people explore some fantasies and have fun in a safe and controlled fasion, and play that starts people into areas they really shouldn't go. Where this falls, I'm not sure. What I am sure of is that I will laugh my a** off if you talk her into this, she gets into it, and chomps your head (either) while purring "braaiinnnsss" *EG*
Posted by: Laughing Wolf at May 15, 2007 09:38 AM (O/VnN)
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Dude, when it was about shooting your .45 at them it was OK.
When it became shooting your wad in them, it crossed the line.
Stick with green leathered Green Bay Packer fetish gear already, sheesh....
Posted by: Graumagus at May 15, 2007 09:59 AM (FFj2f)
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Or you could just tell her that you don't have necro fantasies, just ones where you shoot her in the head after sex... err.. nevermind, not helping here...
Posted by: Graumagus at May 15, 2007 10:02 AM (FFj2f)
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Weird, yes sir
Wrong, I don't know
It is "role" playing
Posted by: Spurs at May 15, 2007 10:44 AM (3lsFM)
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I see nothing wrong with it, it's role playing and anything goes in role playing as long as both parties are willing.
Posted by: Quality Weenie at May 15, 2007 03:06 PM (BksWB)
Kill 'em all.
Ktreva and I were actually able to go out and see a movie last night. Since I love zombie movies, and 28 Weeks Later came out, we went to see that. Yes, I know those aren’t “real” zombies. They are humans infected with the rage virus. But you know what, damn near close enough. They may be easier to kill then real zombies, but they are stronger, faster a bit more cunning.
I enjoyed the movie, I thought it was pretty good. However, I will say that this movie is a prime example of how NOT to contain a zombie outbreak. They started off good, but then one security breech and they all went stupid. Then they tried to fix it in the only logical manner.
Folks let me tell you something. If there is a zombie and/or Virus outbreak and the Chief Medical Officer breaks protocol to “find a cure”, treat them as an infected hostile. That’s all I’m saying.
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The Last Stand
I found a little game that is right up my alley. It’s called The Last Stand. The point is to survive 20 days from a zombie uprising. You have to defend your “fort” at night and during the day you decided how many hours you spend repairing your wall, searching for other survivors or looking for better weapons.
Yea, the chainsaw is cool and is really good when they are right up against your wall, but the AK-47 seems to be the best one for accuracy and round capacity.
The Sharks only natural predator?
My blogless friend D is another cheesy horror film fan like myself. We have been talking about the various different bad, yet good horror movies weÂ’ve seen. He kept telling me about an Italian movie that had a Zombie fighting a shark. I had never seen a zombie movie with a scene like that. While looking for some information on zombies (Please donÂ’t ask) I found this clip:
I donÂ’t know if this is the same clip he was talking about. From my research, IÂ’m pretty sure this is from the movie Zombi 2. If not IÂ’m sure someone would be nice enough to tell me what movie this clip is from.
Bunnies need Braaaaiiiinnns!
We all know how much I love zombies, but what you might not realize is that I have a true love and appreciation of zombie documentaries movies. Then I stumbled upon this.
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I LOVE the re enactments by bunnies. They crack me up.
Posted by: Bou at February 11, 2006 08:41 PM (iHxT3)
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... zombies freak me out on a deep, deep level... I hates'em... ranks right up with sharks and bumblebees as my most frightening thoughts... zombies... even bunny ones....
Posted by: Eric at February 12, 2006 05:18 PM (r5XsL)
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How can you love Zombies and NOT love Zombie movies?
Posted by: caltechgirl at February 12, 2006 06:19 PM (uI/79)
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Also, I wonder if rabbit tastes good with worcestershire sauce
Posted by: caltechgirl at February 12, 2006 06:19 PM (uI/79)
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The weird thing is that, because it's done by bunnies, seeing the one burning on the porch gives me a craving for a bunny-burger :-)
Posted by: Harvey at February 13, 2006 02:38 PM (ubhj8)
Flesh Eating Minions
Have you ever had a hypothetical conversation, during which you say something to hurt another person's feelings? How about if the conversation was about something that was so improbably you would only see it in movies? That is exactly what happened to me yesterday. Some of my minions from work and I went to lunch, while there we started talking about Zombie movies. This brought up the topic of what would you do if zombies started roaming the earth.
It was during this conversation that I hurt my minions’ feelings. If you are still reading at this point, I’m sure you are wondering how. As you may have been able to tell by now, I’m not a normal individual. Being a little obsessive compulsive on various things, I tend to like having emergency plans, “just in caseâ€�. My plans contain a contingency for zombies. Okay, now I won’t blame you if you stop reading me now and delete the link, but just here me out. You never know what is going to happen. All it consists of is my plan for invasion by a foreign country, ala Red Dawn. Except that I have it modified for Zombies, Space Aliens and a super disease, ala The Stand. See it’s not AS weird as you were thinking… or it’s even weirder now that you know the rest.
When I went into in-depth detail about my plan, both of my minions said that if zombies did start roaming the earth they where going to come with me. This is where the trouble begins; I told them both that I would not take either because they would be liabilities. Neither of them possess and skills and knowledge that would be useful. My plan consists of my having people with at least a general knowledge of specific topics for it to work. Neither one of them had anything that I could use. Then they asked if I would bring my wife and kids. Which I told them I would, but only because it is my wife and kids; I would however leave my parents and sister. Now they are telling me I’m cold and mean. Then finally, my minion, Big T, says to me, “Well we’ll just show up at your stronghold and pound on the gates.â€� This is where the hurt feelings happened.
I looked her dead in the eye and responded with, “I’d just shoot you in the head. That way you can’t rise as zombie and I don’t have to worry about providing for you.â€� (In most zombie movies, if you damage the brain the zombie ceases to function.) She has not stopped giving me crap about this since. Apparently just because I get along with her and my other minion Ton Loc, that I am obligated to keep them safe from zombies. My thing is that times are going to get hard and the more people you have the harder it will be to supply and take care of them. In addition, there is a greater chance for something happening and someone getting bitten; being turned into a zombie themselves. Big T then tried to justify that her husband would fit into my plan, and he might. When I told her that I’d put him into my “Maybeâ€� pile (yes, I called it a pile. They all found this highly amusing), however that I still wouldn’t take her; she became even more upset.
Now IÂ’m just laughing at the whole thing. CÂ’mon people, I am so skeptical that this scenario would ever happen that IÂ’m willing to say it will never happen. How can she be that upset over something that isnÂ’t ever going to happen? Also does anyone else have a zombie contingency plan or is it just me?
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Actually I do have a Zombie plan. I have had it since I was 13 and saw Dawn of the Dead. I have modified it over the years, but the core is the same...Screw everyone else (except my kids), I'm gonna live! I also have an Alien invasion plan, vampire in the neighborhood plan and a MuthaFucka wants to mug me plan. (all my plans involve fire arms)
Posted by: Shawn at July 30, 2005 02:20 AM (i0GNB)
