Well hell it looks like I just passed the 100,000k visitor mark. The lucky(?) person was refered over from Quality Weenie with the Internet provider being Wide Open West.

Huh... I wonder if I should have offered a prize for that... but what the hell would I give?

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1 Congrats!
Beer or firearms are always good gifts.

Posted by: jimmyb at September 23, 2007 04:48 AM (4ki9u)

2 Hey, if the prize is beer, that was me!

Posted by: Ogre at September 24, 2007 10:56 AM (oifEm)

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...because it's what he wanted.

It's Harvey of Bad Example Birthday today. He had one wish for his birthday.

This year's theme... Boobs.

Specifically adult human female breasts.

Since he is one of my blogging mentors and just an all around good guy I decided to get him exactly what he wanted. The problem is that I just couldn't pick out one pair. I spent most of the day shopping. It was really hard to find the perfect set of Golden Bozos for him. I obsessed all day over the gift. Searching everywhere I just could not make up my mind.

Finally I found the perfect gift. I'll warn you now this is NSFW I hope you enjoy Harvey! more...

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I discovered something new last night about my wife. Apparently gently slapping the sides of her breasts in a playful manner is not something she enjoys.

Ktreva also didn’t seem pleased when I referred to them as “fun bags”.

My head is still sore this morning.

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It's labor day, a time for people to get together, grill some meat, drink beer and celebrate the American worker and women that have given birth. Well, maybe not that second half.

To me it also symbolizes the end of the summer. Technically it's not over until September 21st, but you know what. It doesn't technically start on Memorial day either. And guys if you are lucky enough to have a beautiful lady doing the grilling for you, let me give you all some tips.

Make sure that you give her the meat she needs. It has to be thick and juicy.

Then make sure she fans the flames so it's nice and hot. She can do what ever she needs to warm it up for you.

Happy Labor Day!

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For years they've made movies based on video games. Now they've finally made a movie based on a classic video game that looks like it's worth watching.

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1 hahahahahahahaha!!!!

Posted by: Richmond at September 01, 2007 03:58 PM (xsbFQ)

2 What Richmond said!

Posted by: Roses at September 01, 2007 09:16 PM (6KPV+)

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