As many of you know I’m an avid Hooters fan. T1G and I tend to hit the local one on a regular basis, when he’s in town. Now, before I start hearing I go for the girls. Honestly, we don’t. I really like their wings, T1G is more of a buffalo shrimp fan. If I wanted to go see scantily clad pretty girls, I could go to other places that tend to have better looking girls wearing a hell of a lot less. With that being said, here’s a montage of Hooter’s girls done to the Bob River’s Song “Little hooters Girl”, a spoof of “Little Drummer Boy”

Jabbah over at I Hate My Cubicle (NSFW) found this little treasure.

Even funnier is that at 41 seconds, I believe that girl works/worked at the local Hooters.

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That was a close one. While on my way to work Monday, we heard news of a drought in Tennessee and the effect it was having on the state. But the blurb in the story that literally scared me speechless was when the announcer says, “This is also impacting the Jack Daniel’s Distillery. All of their water comes from one spring and it is starting to dry up.” According to Ktreva I actually gasped in horror.

When we took the tour of the distillery last summer the guide told us that all of their water comes from the spring on the property. It’s naturally filtered and has no iron in it at all. Then he explained that if the spring ever dried up, they would quit making Jack Daniel’s because they haven’t been able to find another water source that meets their standards. It was at this time that myself and three other gentlemen in the crowd made the comment, “God help us if that ever happens”.

On that morning when the news came across saying that the spring is drying up, I was sure that was a sign of the apocalypse. But leave it to good olÂ’ Jimmy Bedford (Master Distiller for Jack DanielÂ’s) and crew, they sent out an e-mail to all of us loyal drinkers (Please donÂ’t ask why they sent me one, the story is kind of embarrassing)

Dear Friend of Jack Daniel's,
You may have seen or heard reports about how the drought in Tennessee is affecting production at the Jack Daniel Distillery. Well, we wanted to take time to write and remind you of the old adage, "Don't believe everything you read or hear!"

While it's true Tennessee and other Southeastern states are experiencing a pretty severe drought this spring and summer, we can assure you that we have plenty of water from our Distillery's cave spring to make our Tennessee Whiskey. The water level may be down somewhat, as it typically is during the summer months, but it's currently flowing above what we need for whiskey-making.

We have been making Jack Daniel's with water from this cave spring for more than 140 years and have never had a water shortage. That's not to say we're not taking conservation measures. We are using the cave spring water to make Jack Daniel's, as we always have, but we've cut back on using it for any other secondary purposes, such as cooling or cleaning. That's just being responsible and respectful of the resources that make Jack Daniel's so unique — the cave spring water, charcoal-mellowing, charred white oak barrels, fine grains, and the seasonal changes that Mother Nature offers us in the Tennessee hills.

In addition, our warehouses are filled with barrels upon barrels of Jack Daniel's going through the maturation process. When the whiskey from these barrels reaches full maturity, we'll pull those barrels and bottle the whiskey the same as we always do. In other words, your favorite retailers and bars will continue to have plenty of our Tennessee Whiskey on hand.

If you've been concerned about the various media reports, we hope we've put your mind at ease. And if you hear your friends talking about this, please let them know we're continuing to make Jack Daniel's Tennessee Whiskey and, as Mr. Jack said many years ago, "Every day we make it, we'll make it the best we can."

Your friends at Jack Daniel's

Emphasis mine

Thank you my friends at Jack DanielÂ’s for updating me on the situation. We are all going to rest easy now knowing this. Trust me, I am going to sleep a lot better now knowing I donÂ’t have to horde those 4 bottles I have stashed in the basement.

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More proof that my wife loves me. My wife bought me a six-pack of Dirty Bastard Scotch Style Ale. There was no special occasion. I didnÂ’t do anything to deserve it, in fact quite the opposite. She just did it because she wanted to. Knowing that I really like this beer, she saw a six-pack of it and bought itÂ… for me.

Now if youÂ’ll excuse me. IÂ’m getting a little emotional over the gift.

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Why didnÂ’t any one tell me? I mean IÂ’m on all the mailers, the distribution lists and all the alert services. In fact IÂ’m part of The Federal Vampire and Zombie Agency (FVZA). Yet, it took the diligence of CalTechGirl to advise me that today is Zombie Uprising day.

Well, since I found out late in the day I canÂ’t post like the whole world is being over run by zombies, but I can share this video that Ktreva showed me. Yes, Ktreva showed me this one.

Folks, I think this again is a warning about what happens if you try to domesticate the zombie. ItÂ’s just not a good idea.

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WeÂ’ve all seen the Axe commercials were girls in every ordinary situations all of sudden go a little Pr0n star and start singing Bomchickawahwah. Well hereÂ’s one that I havenÂ’t seen, and I doubt you will on TV. Guys, this commercial almost makes me want to go out and buy some just to see what happens. Actually this looks to be a music video by an Axe inspired "band" called the Bom Chicka Wah Wahs. Apparently they are going to start touring soon.

It’d be interesting to see if Ktreva would start doing a “pole” dance on the way to work.

Oh and yeaÂ… NSFW.

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Harvey of Bad Example has a post up regarding the Creation Museum and his take on it. Even though he might think itÂ’s unusual, but itÂ’s not as unusual as this list of the 10 Most Bizarre Museums.

IÂ’m thinking as weird as the Creation Museum may be, itÂ’s not going to trump the Penis Museum.

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1 Dude! The link to the Top 10 is broken. And I know that because I thought, since I'll be traveling just a bit, that maybe, if I'm in the area, I'd check out that Penis Museum. You know....just thought it'd be kind of interesting......

;-)

Posted by: Tammi at June 02, 2007 08:01 AM (wbVY2)

2 It seems to be working fine. I didn't change anything. Are you sure you know how to click on a link?

Posted by: Contagion at June 02, 2007 08:26 AM (T4WRc)

3 As it happens, I *did* give the lighter museum a mention in Fun Facts About Oklahoma.

Posted by: Harvey at June 04, 2007 11:14 PM (L7a63)

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