Your Christmas Stocking Will Be Filled With Coal

You haven't been *that* naughty this year Santa is just screwing with you

'Tis the season. On my daily rounds I noticed that CalTechGirl had taken this quiz, I thought to myself. Hmmm, I wonder if I can score anything other then coal and answer honestly. I guess not.

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Christmas Naughty or Nice List I am on the The Nice List After checking the North Pole database I had : 1,626 nice entries 427 naughty entries Check your name on the Christmas Naughty or Nice List at JokesUnlimited.com

Blatently stolen from CalTechGirl.

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You scored as Capt. Mal Reynolds. The Captain. You are the captain of the ship, so the crew are your responsibility. You just want to do the job, get paid and keep flying. Why is that always so hard? Capt. Mal Reynolds 88% The Operative 75% Zoe Alleyne Washburne 75% River Tam 69% Jayne Cobb 63% Hoban 'Wash' Washburne 63% Inara Serra 56% Simon Tam 56% Kaylee (Kaywinnet Lee) Frye 38% Shepherd Derrial Book 19% Which Serenity character are you? created with QuizFarm.com

I found this over at Refractional Darkness, being a Firefly/Serenity fan I had to take it. Since I always tend to come out the worst possible result in these quizes, I'm kind of surprised that I turned out to be Mal, not that I'm complaining. I just figured I would have been Jayne.

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1 I haven't seen either, but I want to very badly. Maybe I'll just buy the Firefly CDs and by the time I finish watching them, Serenity will be on CD and I can get it.

Oh, and I'm Zoe Alleyne Washburne.

Chick with a gun? I can't complain.

Posted by: Ogre at November 04, 2005 09:40 AM (/k+l4)

2 If you get the Sci-Fi channel, they have been playing the Firefly series, and this would be a good time to start recording it - tonight they are playing the series finale - but it appears next friday they are starting over again with episode 1. I've only seen a few episodes myself so I'm planning on watching them (and, Sci-Fi has been playing them in the correct order, unlike Fox).

Posted by: Shadoglare at November 04, 2005 11:15 AM (2jTbZ)

3 Hmmm, I got 88% Jayne Cobb.

I think the "Guns you need? Guns I got." one pushed it over the edge

Posted by: Graumagus at November 05, 2005 01:29 PM (98II9)

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King Edward I You scored 75 Wisdom, 81 Tactics, 53 Guts, and 60 Ruthlessness!

Or rather, King Edward the Longshanks if you've seen Braveheart. You, like Edward, are incredibly smart and shrewd, but you win at any costs.... William Wallace died at his hands after a fierce Scottish rebellion against his reign. Despite his reputation though, Longshanks had the best interests of his people at heart. But God help you if you got on his bad side.

I saw this over at There's one, only and had to take it. You all know my love of history... What surprises me is that being a Scottish Re-enactor, I scored as the most brutal butcherer of Scots.

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To drink my weight, I would have to chug 315 bottles of beer!
How big is your beer belly?
Powered by the mighty Rum and Monkey.

For those of you that are beer challenged, that is 13 cases of 24-12 oz PLUS three more bottles. The most beer I drank in one day was almost 3 cases. That was back in college when I used to drink and not the light weight I am today.

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You are a Social Liberal (61% permissive) and an... Economic Conservative (71% permissive) You are best described as a: Libertarian Link: The Politics Test on OkCupid Free Online Dating Also: The OkCupid Dating Persona Test

That's about where I figured I would end up. That's probably not a surprise to any one that stops by here regularly or who has met me.

Stolen from too many places to list.

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Which Historical Lunatic Are You?
From the fecund loins of Rum and Monkey.
Third Emperor of Rome and ruler of one of the most powerful empires of all time, your common name means "little boots". Although you only reigned for four years, brief even by Roman standards, you still managed to garner a reputation as a cruel, extravagant and downright insane despot. Your father died in suspicious circumstances, you were not the intended heir, and one of your first acts as Emperor was to force the suicide of your father-in-law. Your sister Drusilla died that same year; faced with allegations that your relationship with her had been incestuous, you responded, bafflingly, by declaring her a god.

You revived a number of unpopular traditions, including auctions of properties left over from public shows. When a senator fell asleep at one such auction, you took each of his nods as bids, selling him 13 gladiators for a vast sum. You attempted to have your horse, Incitatus, made into a consul and hence one of the most powerful figures in Rome. It was granted a marble stable with jewels and a staff of servants. At one point you forced your comrade Macro to kill himself - in much the same vein as your father-in-law - accusing him of being his wife's pimp. You, of course, were having an affair with said wife at the time.

Things went from bad to worse. When supplies of condemned men ran short in the circus, you had innocent spectators dragged into the arena with the lions to fill their place. You claimed mastery of the sea by walking across a three-mile bridge of boats in the Bay of Naples; kissed the necks of your lovers, whispering sweet nothings like "This lovely neck will be chopped as soon as I say so,"; dallied with your sister's lover and made her pull her unborn child out of her womb prematurely. Towards the end of your reign, you had a golden statue of yourself made and dressed each day in the same clothes you yourself wore. When you eventually died, the terrified people of Rome refused to believe that such a cruel reign could ever end, and believed you to be alive for years afterwards.

Blog Momma-Sis Bou had this quiz. Since I am a historical Re-enactor and amature historian, I just had to take it. However, for the record I have never, EVER bedded my own sister... your sister, maybe when I was in college... but that was a long time ago!

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How evil are you?

I was over at Jenna Thomas-McKie's and she had this quiz. I haven't done a quiz in a while so I thought why not. I answered honestly thinking I would get "you are good with evil tendancies", not the above.

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John Wayne
You scored 57% Tough, 4% Roguish, 28% Friendly, and 14% Charming!

You, my friend, are a man's man, the original true grit, one tough talking, swaggering son of a bitch. You're not a bad guy, on the contrary, you're the ultimate good guy, but you're one tough character, rough and tumble, ready for anything. You call the shots and go your own way, and if some screwy dame is willing to accept your terms, that's just fine by you. Otherwise, you'll just hit the open trail and stay true to yourself. You stand up for what you believe and can handle any situation, usually by rushing into the thick of the action. You're not polished and you're not overly warm, but you're a straight shooter and a real stand up guy. Co-stars include Lauren Bacall and Maureen O'Hara, tough broads who can take care of themselves.

Find out what kind of classic dame you'd make by taking the Classic Dames Test.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

	You scored higher than 95% on Tough
	You scored higher than 4% on Roguish
	You scored higher than 49% on Friendly
	You scored higher than 17% on Charming

Aptly stolen from Kathy of Cake Eater Chronicles.

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1 I got Humphrey Bogart. What a crock of.... mmmmmmm, Ingrid Bergman.

Posted by: That 1 Guy at August 27, 2005 09:21 AM (r0Qmd)

2 17% charming???

Posted by: ArmyWifeToddlerMom at August 27, 2005 09:40 AM (HcvrC)

3 I'm Katharine Hepburn

You scored 16% grit, 19% wit, 47% flair, and 23% class!

Ok..if you say so

Posted by: ktreva at August 27, 2005 10:22 AM (M8Swz)

4 Our percentages were vastly different, yet I still got John Wayne. That's weird.

Posted by: littlejoe at August 27, 2005 11:33 AM (gpXkb)

5 I got Jimmy Stewart -
Hmmm... now just to figure out who Jimmy Stewart is

Posted by: S at August 27, 2005 12:09 PM (f15T8)

6 I'll post mine tomorrow. Odd. Very odd.

Posted by: Bou at August 27, 2005 08:53 PM (5JHEt)

7 I too got Katherine Hepburn. I love her. But, I'm a bit more grit than Kate, hmmm.

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My life is rated NC-17.
What is your life rated?

Blatantly stolen from CalTechGirl

Actually I think someone is giving me more credit then I deserve. I don't think my life is all that.... interesting.

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Your IQ Is 130

Your Logical Intelligence is Genius Your Verbal Intelligence is Exceptional Your Mathematical Intelligence is Exceptional Your General Knowledge is Genius

I saw this over at Susie's and thought I should give it a try. ummm, yea okay what ever. But it was very entertaining.

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1985 by Bowling for Soup

"Where's the mini-skirt made of snakeskin? And who's the other guy that's singing in Van Halen? When did reality become T.V.? What ever happened to sitcoms, game shows?" You took the bitter with the sweet in 2004 - and kept laughing.

Which Family Guy character are you?

Neither one of these actually surprises me all that much. I was going to post a little something more substantial before my hegira from mentoring. Unfortunately my brain is stuck in work mode, so all I can think of are boring topics like "Who's going to do my TPS reports while I'm gone?" and "Will my minions actually do anything, besides have a party, in my absence?". Eh, I guess I find out next Monday.

It's going to be a long Four days in Chicago with out my family and all of you. I don't own a laptop so I can't blog from the hotel. However I should have some interesting stories for everyone when I get back. I expect you all to be on your best behavour while I'm away. I wont mention names, but some of you tend to be a little... rambunctious in nature.

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