I saw this over at LeslieÂ’s Omnibus.

You Are 96% Grown Up, 4% Kid

Your emotional maturity is fully developed, and you have an excellent grasp on your emotions. In fact, you are so emotionally mature - you should consider being a therapist!

How Emotionally Mature Are You?

Yea, me a therapist. I might be emotionally mature, but I also have almost no empathy. I get over things quickly, but I don’t care if I hurt someone else’s feelings. I also tend to be brutally honest. So basically me as a therapist would be: “Get over it, grow up and get a pair you whiney arsed wussy. I’m about to give you a swift kick in the arse to jump start your attitude adjustment.”

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The oldest boy is sick, so I'm staying home to let him rest. Over at VW Bug's I found this test by Old Spice:

That was my first try, after some "training" I was able to get 100%

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My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is: Baron Contagion the Apocalyptic of Chipping Sodbury Get your Peculiar Aristocratic Title

I know this isn't new. It's been around a lot, but I finally got about to taking it. Yea, that's right, I'm Chipping the Sodbury! Ladies, you may swoon now.

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Physics geek linked to this test in a comment over at Harvey's. I was hoping to prove I wasn't nerdy and geeky. Fortunately I didn't score too high.

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I was just minding my own business when I receive a comment that I’ve been tagged. Not by a meme, but by a damn test. That’s right, not a quiz, a test! And not just any test, NOOOOOooooooooo, a geek test. Seems Bitterroot of Friction and Harmony (I don’t care what he says, I still think that’s a sex reference. He should have just named it Latex and Release.), well he tagged me because “These games you keep finding and getting me stuck on are indicative of your geekdom.” Hey, it’s not my fault I want others to waste time like I do.

With as much malice he could muster he decided I needed to take this test so he could shatter our self-images. Sure he could say that he wanted to compare geekiness in the blogoverse, but really he wanted to bring our worlds down around us. I guess I could have not taken the test, but I wanted to prove that I am not a geek.

Apparently I was wrong

Okay, in retrospect I guess I should have known this was going bad when my lovely wife, Ktreva (whom I met online before I met her in person) was laughing and giggling at the questions. When I wanted a second opinion because I thought a question didnÂ’t apply, she would be quick to point out that they did. Such as IÂ’m a re-enactor, even though IÂ’ve technically never been in the SCA and donÂ’t really like them, IÂ’ve been at many functions that they have been to and in a SCA like group. We used real swords thank you! No rattan furniture swords for us! But it asked if IÂ’ve ever worked at a RenFair. Quickly I answered no, I have not, I may have gone dressed up and been confused as someone that worked there, but technically I didnÂ’t actually work at the RenFair. Then she pointed out that when I was with Clan Chattan we were hired to work at smaller local RenFairs. Yea, thatÂ’s my wife for me.

So there you have it, I are geek. Especially since Ktreva kept me honest.

Now excuse me while I go read my RPG books and worship my shrine to Steve Jackson and his generic universal role-playing system.

IÂ’m not technically tagging anyone, just like I technically wasnÂ’t in the SCA, but I would like to see Shadoglare of Refractional Darkness, Wes of Bodhran Roll, Please! And Littlejoe of LittlejoeÂ’s Soapbox (whom will come out of hibernation just for this) take this test.

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1 21.30178% - Geek

Contagion is much geekier than I am

Posted by: Shadoglare at February 12, 2007 07:58 PM (AJO7e)

2 GOD DAMMIT!

Posted by: Contagion at February 12, 2007 07:59 PM (MHpM5)

3 You should have asked me... I'd have told you that you were indeed a geek.

Not geek enough to avoid going to Hooters with you, however.

Posted by: That 1 Guy at February 12, 2007 08:21 PM (Hn1Gg)

4 Poor Contagion, it must suck to be such an Uber-geek.

I was really scared at how many boxes I thought I was checking, but it only came out to: 11.04536%.


Thank God.

Posted by: Petey at February 12, 2007 08:27 PM (cEd6r)

5 ROFL - I are not as geeky as Contagion is!

For a whole few minutes there, I thought *I* was the uber-geek @ 46.35108%!

Bwahahaha!

But for what it's worth - I met Mrs. Who online too... Narf!

Posted by: Bitterroot at February 12, 2007 09:55 PM (9FXen)

6 Wow, not only am I impressed. I now understand how you can be on those online games for so long.

It all makes sense now.

Posted by: michele at February 13, 2007 12:06 AM (Po6a+)

7 Unbelievable how many geeks are in the bad example family!

Posted by: vw bug at February 13, 2007 11:57 AM (jxQhM)

8 Amateur: 58.38264% for me.

Crap, the only person I've met who scored higher than me did so because she got bonus points for being a girl geek. Maybe I should have worn a dress...

Posted by: physics geek at February 13, 2007 12:52 PM (KqeHJ)

9 35.10848% - Major Geek
Damn.

Posted by: D at February 18, 2007 12:45 PM (7Uj6c)

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My cyborg name is Cybernetic Operational Neohuman Trained for Assassination, Galactic Infiltration and Online Nullification? What the hell does that mean?

Get Your Cyborg Name

As stolen from Ogre.

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1 B.L.O.O.D.S.P.I.T.E.:

Biomechanical
Lifelike
Organism
Optimized for
Dangerous
Sabotage,
Potential
Infiltration and
Thorough
Exploration

Posted by: BloodSpite at January 09, 2007 07:23 PM (ZTGJT)

2 Online nullification? What is ya, weird?

Posted by: Ogre at January 11, 2007 08:09 AM (oifEm)

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Your Penis Name Is...

One Eyed Wonder Weasel

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You Are Whiskey

You're a tough drinker, and you take it like a man That means no girly drinks for you - even if you are a girl You prefer a cold, hard drink at the end of the day Every day, in fact. And make that a few.

What Alcoholic Drink Are You?

As stolen from Quality Weenie.

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Ever wonder what celebrity would be a perfect match for you? No, well neither did I, but I found this Celebrity match finder. You set the criteria and it finds someone that is supposed to be a perfect match for you.

I nailed Elizabeth HurleyÂ… er I mean I scored Elizabeth Hurley, uh I came.. Okay IÂ’m just not going that far.

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Blatently stolen from CalTechGirl. And slightly modified... but only slightly!

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Which B-Movie Badass Are You?

Gimme some sugar baby.
Take this quiz!

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| Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code

I saw this over at Drunken Wisdom. If you don't know me by now, then let me fill you in. I have a strange obsession with zombies and b-movies, I couldn't resist taking this quiz.

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Your Famous Last Words Will Be:

"I dunno, press the button and find out."

As maliciously stolen from T1G

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Before I leave on my meeting to Chicago, I thought I would post this little quiz that I found over at One for the Road.

Bass (100% dark & bitter, 33% working class, 100% genuine)

So the deal with this test is that each taker, based on his or her scores, is assigned a beer that fits their personality (Corona, Bud Select, and so on), and along with the personality description, there's a poster or an ad for that beer. As you can imagine, most of the images feature booty models, sports cars, or, maybe even more depressing, retro kitsch. It's a testament to Bass Ale, and therefore to YOU, that when I went to look for ads for Bass, all I found was this. An ad from 1937. Bass is legit, and if your scores are true, so are you. I tip my glass to that. Personality-wise, you have refined tastes (after all, Bass is kind of expensive), but you know how to savor what you get. Your personality isn't exactly bubbly, but you're well-liked by your close circle of friends. Your sense of humor is rather dark, but that's just another way to say sophisticated, right? Cheers.

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1 Bass. Yummy....

Posted by: Richmond at April 18, 2006 01:09 PM (e8QFP)

2 I somehow got PBR.

Bleh.

Posted by: Shadoglare at April 18, 2006 05:27 PM (etRD2)

3 How? How did I get the same as you???

Posted by: vw bug at April 19, 2006 05:39 AM (f45hw)

4 I got Guiness, yea for me. It says everyone will be jealous of me.

Posted by: Quality Weenie at April 19, 2006 06:58 AM (XG7jZ)

5 I think you scored that just to spite me.

Posted by: Dr. Phat Tony at April 19, 2006 07:49 AM (fk/lm)

6 Thank you!
http://rdbnjazm.com/aecs/zzgy.html | http://arlwxkql.com/czlu/bept.html

Posted by: Austin at May 14, 2006 01:12 AM (aPfAi)

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Your Theme Song is Back in Black by AC/DC

"Back in black, I hit the sack, I've been too long, I'm glad to be back" Things sometimes get really crazy for you, and sometimes you have to get away from all the chaos. But each time you stage your comeback, it's even better than the last!

As stolen from my wife.

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Now, put your mind in the gutter and re-read that. It's even more amusing

As blatently stolen from TIG.

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You Are 90% Weird

You're more than quirky, you're downright strange. But you're also strangely compelling, like a cult leader.

As found over at That's Not Very Nice.

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Get Your Drunk Personality at LiquidGeneration.com!

I figured if T1G could handle this quiz, so could I.

And he was the violent drunk!

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Stole this quiz from Richmond. Makes you wonder how I function in the world doesn't it?

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1 Ummmm..... Not really.... You're just shy!

Posted by: Richmond at January 14, 2006 07:01 PM (e8QFP)

2 Dude, when it comes to understanding human emotions ... I'd rather learn Chinese.

Ha! With that being said ... argh.

I took this lovely quiz only to find out what I already knew ... I understand human emotions way too damn well. It's not a good thing, lemme tell ya.

Mind if we swap scores?

(shrug) It was worth the effort in asking.

~ Stacy ~

Posted by: ~ Stacy ~ at January 14, 2006 10:37 PM (UHyG9)

3 I guess Dean Berry scored below 50...

Posted by: Ogre at January 16, 2006 08:07 AM (/k+l4)

4 I got 127. Interesting no?

Posted by: oddybobo at January 16, 2006 09:13 AM (6Gm0j)

5 107... but that's expected.

Posted by: That 1 Guy at January 16, 2006 02:27 PM (lfQya)

6 33.

Um. Okay.

Whatever.

Posted by: Jenna at January 17, 2006 11:50 AM (f/kUC)

7 Oh my god my score was way to high! I gotta quit being such a softie. Don't take advantage of this Contagion. I don't make clothes for free!!

Posted by: Red at January 18, 2006 08:09 PM (cqTHl)

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You Have a Choleric Temperament

You are a person of great enthusiasm - easily excited by many things. Unsatisfied by the ordinary, you are reaching for an epic, extraordinary life. You want the best. The best life. The best love. The best reputation. You posses a sharp and keen intellect. Your mind is your primary weapon. Strong willed, nothing can keep you down. Your energy can break down any wall. You're an instantly passionate person - and this passion gives you an intoxicating power over others. At your worst, you are a narcissist. Full of yourself and even proud of your faults. Stubborn and opinionated, you know what you think is right. End of discussion. A bit of a misanthrope, you often see others as weak, ignorant, and inferior.

Stolen from CalTechGirl (CTG).

On a side note, does anyone else besides me notice she has an unhealthy addiction to quizes. I mean c'mon I gave Tammi crap over candles, but CTG will put up 20394203759348593487 quizes in a day. I love you CTG... not in that romantic way, but in that your husband will kick my arse kind of way.

UPDATE: I'm officially adopting CTG as a blog sister: Bou, Harvey, Grau (post mortem) I expect full acceptance. Who wants a family tree that forks anyways.

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1 Awwww. I had no idea you cared so much. Email me and I'll give you the address where you can send the flowers

Posted by: caltechgirl at January 13, 2006 11:11 PM (uI/79)

2 oh, and it's not an addiction, merely a fascination with the results.... and a wicked desire to spill my guts to the universe.....

Posted by: caltechgirl at January 13, 2006 11:14 PM (uI/79)

3 Yay!!!

Posted by: caltechgirl at January 13, 2006 11:46 PM (uI/79)

4 I shall update my template tonight...

I have to ask, is this like bringing home a stray puppy?! LOL!! Except we know CTG. And love her already!

Posted by: Bou at January 14, 2006 08:03 AM (iHxT3)

5 Yay! I say adopt her, but then you'd be her dad and she'd be my cousin and . . . I lost track of this tree, what am I again?

Posted by: oddybobo at January 15, 2006 07:03 PM (E7Crn)

6 *sigh*

Silly Contagion, blog adoption doesn't work like that.

You can adopt her as a blog*daughter* if you want, with her consent, although she doesn't need the guidance, so that's a little silly.

See if she'd like to be a blogmistress :-)

Posted by: Harvey at January 16, 2006 04:37 PM (ubhj8)

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How You Life Your Life

You tend to deprive yourself of things you crave, for your own good. You say whatever is on your mind. Other people's reactions don't phase you. You tend to have one best friend you hang with, as opposed to many aquaintences. Some of your past dreams have disappointed you, but you don't let it get you down.

AND

You're A Crazy Drunk

When you drink, you get wrecked - and it ain't pretty.

I'm not saying these are accurate, but my wife looked at them and wondered how detailed the questions where.

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