Miasmatic Review

January 25, 2006

Bet you didn't know that!

Contagionicide is the killing of Contagion.
Contagion has a bifurcated penis.
You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching Contagion.
Contagion cannot jump.
If you don't get out of bed on the same side you got in, you will have Contagion for the rest of the day.
Only fifty-five percent of women wash their hands after using Contagion!
In the kingdom of Bhutan, all citizens officially become Contagion on New Year's Day.
A bride should wear something old, something new, something borrowed, and Contagion!
In 1982 Time Magazine named Contagion its 'Man of the Year'.
Abraham Lincoln, who invented Contagion, was the only US president ever granted a patent.

Now, put your mind in the gutter and re-read that. It's even more amusing

As blatently stolen from TIG.

Posted by: Contagion at 12:55 PM | Comments (7) | Add Comment
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1 Only 55% of women wash their hands after using you? Hmmmm, that's just dirty!

Posted by: oddybobo at January 25, 2006 11:42 AM (6Gm0j)

2 If they don't have to wash, then it's clean.

Posted by: Contagion at January 25, 2006 12:08 PM (Q5WxB)

3 "Contagion cannot jump"

Well you do know that white men can't jump

Posted by: Machelle at January 25, 2006 01:53 PM (ZAyoW)

4 Hmmmm. I just can't figure out where a bride would wear you... lol

Posted by: Richmond at January 25, 2006 02:25 PM (e8QFP)

5 Phew... at least I'm already married. Don't have to worry about how I would 'wear' you. GRIN

Posted by: vw bug at January 25, 2006 02:42 PM (k+jIa)

6 I can't get past that birfurcated penis thing. So does it hurt to pee? And it must make one helluva mess...

Posted by: Bou at January 25, 2006 10:56 PM (iHxT3)

7 Having a bifurcated penis doesn't hurt, it's just that you have to use two toilets whenever you pee.

... uh... so I've HEARD...

Posted by: Harvey at January 26, 2006 09:51 AM (ubhj8)

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