December 08, 2006
Now of course this guy didn’t think things through too well. His weapons of choice where two handguns and four hand grenades he was going to put into trashcans located around the mall. Now I don’t have any first hand functional working knowledge of a hand grenade, but unless I’m completely wrong this is an anti-personal device. There isn’t a lot of explosive power; it just sends shrapnel in every direction trying to kill anything living in its “danger zone”. Thus putting these grenades into the cement containers is not going to have the desired effect this guy is thinking of. If I’m mistaken, please let me know.
Plus the guy thought he could get four grenades and two handguns for a set of stereo speakers. Those have got to be some extremely nice speakers. The last time I checked hard to find items such as grenades donÂ’t come cheap. If I found a guy that was willing to part with four of them AND two handguns for a set of speakers, I would be thinking Fed. Especially if they set up the trade for the parking lot of a Walmart. Then again when you are blinded by your hatred of the country you are in, I guess you arenÂ’t thinking too clearly.
Finally, Why Cherryvale Mall? Sure, initially he was looking at government buildings in Rockford and Dekalb, but he ultimately decided on the mall. Within an hour and a half are two larger malls in a more populated area. I would think either Woodfield Mall in Schaumburg or Gurnee Mills mall in Gurnee would be better targets. Cherryvale Mall isnÂ’t that large of a mall. Even in the Christmas greed season when itÂ’s busiest, I still think itÂ’s less busy then those other two. If you were going to go Jihad on Northern Illinois, IÂ’d think youÂ’d want to get the most targets at the same time. IE would 9-11 have been anywhere near as tragic if the planes crashed into a K-mart?
But what really gets my dander up over this whole thing is that the AP press is saying it was a Chicago area mall. Hey numbnuts, grab a farking map and look. Cherry Valley is a good 90 miles from Chicago. Hell, itÂ’s roughly 40 minutes of farmland before you get to the nearest city that could be considered a suburb of Chicago. Sure maybe not everyone knows where Cherry Valley or even Rockford is, but damn I didnÂ’t know that giving generalized areaÂ’s of where something newsworthy happens is good reporting.
Either way they caught the guy before he did any harm. Would I call him a terrorist, okay in the loosest sense of the word, but he seems to be more of a raving lunatic.
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As for rationale, Cherryvale is an epicenter of pure evil. Kind of like the Hellmouth from BTVS, but populated with uber-annoying emo-goths and wiggers instead of demons.
Personally, I'd prefer the demons.
As for dumping a standard hand grenade into a garbage can surrounded by three inches of concrete, I don't think it would do much unless you were standing right next to it and even then it probably wouldn't be lethal. Make a nice garbage shower and look pretty cool though.....
Posted by: Graumagus at December 08, 2006 08:18 PM (8P21O)
Damn him. Damn him to hell.
Posted by: Tammi at December 08, 2006 10:07 PM (GzzGi)
Posted by: Contagion at December 09, 2006 08:26 AM (MsT2U)
Posted by: og at December 09, 2006 10:16 AM (lMlMh)
I'm just sayin'......
Posted by: Tammi at December 09, 2006 10:29 AM (GzzGi)
Posted by: Contagion at December 09, 2006 10:41 AM (MsT2U)
He'll just spread his poison in prison, and then be released to start his plans anew.
Posted by: jimmyb at December 09, 2006 08:16 PM (47B8a)
Posted by: Ogre at December 12, 2006 09:54 AM (oifEm)
Pull the pins, *then* put them in the trash? Yeeah, he'd've had 3-7 seconds before HE went BOOM, 'cause you KNOW he'd just *have* to look to make sure that very short fuse was burning... though that scenerio would've been just funny! (where it not in a mall full of people)
And yeah, I wanted to reach thru the radio and choke the crap out of the news-reader, saying it was a Chicago-area mall. On a Chicago station.
Lastly, I hear that in Eastern Crapistan a couple of Sony speakers can get you a real nice Kalishnikov, and that's for the *cheap* speakers...
Posted by: Wes at December 12, 2006 08:24 PM (+waxI)
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