AskMen.com is looking for people to vote for the top 99 hottest women. I could lie and say I didn't do this because I found it degrading... but to be honest I did vote and I don't find it degrading. Although I think I'm the only person in the US that would give Paris Hilton a 1... I think she's an unattractive skank whore.

So guys if you want to put your 2 cents in, go vote. Ladies if you want to vote, please give me details of who and why. Especially if it involves pudding.

UPDATE: It appears since the time that I found this vote and today they closed the voting. Sorry.

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Everyone has seen them, the rubber wristbands that people wear to support everything from breast cancer to their favorite sports team. I admit I have one for the Green Bay Packers. In my defense, it was a gift and it is still in its plastic wrap hanging in my cubicle at work. However, what if you donÂ’t want to wear one, or if youÂ’re a ripe bastard and donÂ’t want a feel good bracelet wristband? A company out there has come up with a solution for you.

Bleak Wristbands. ThatÂ’s right, rubber bracelets wristbands for those of us that donÂ’t care about other people. You have the choice of ones that say Despair, Apathy or Nihilism. Who brings us this wonderful new product? No other then Archie McPhee & Co, the company that brought you Bacon Bandages.

To be honest I wouldnÂ’t mind getting one of the white apathy bands to wear at work, just to see how long it would take one of my minions to notice.

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These two men are genius. They invented a coaster that will automatically notify bar staff when the glass is empty, thus prompting the wait staff check if they want a refill.

Even if you donÂ’t drink alcohol, you have to see the brilliance in this. It doesnÂ’t have to be just for alcohol. It could be used for any kind of drink. Personally, IÂ’ve lost track of the number of times I was sitting in a restaurant or bar waiting for a waitress/waiter to come and get me a refill.

Hats off to Matthias Hahnen and Robert Doerr, real men of genius. (I tried to find sound bites of the original commercials for "Real men of Genius". However, it appears that Annheuser-Busch has made every site that had any remove them. The only thing you can do is go to their site, log in and go to the commercials section to hear them. I can't link directly to their commercials page.)

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