January 25, 2006
Bet you didn't know that!
- Contagionicide is the killing of Contagion.
- Contagion has a bifurcated penis.
- You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching Contagion.
- Contagion cannot jump.
- If you don't get out of bed on the same side you got in, you will have Contagion for the rest of the day.
- Only fifty-five percent of women wash their hands after using Contagion!
- In the kingdom of Bhutan, all citizens officially become Contagion on New Year's Day.
- A bride should wear something old, something new, something borrowed, and Contagion!
- In 1982 Time Magazine named Contagion its 'Man of the Year'.
- Abraham Lincoln, who invented Contagion, was the only US president ever granted a patent.
Now, put your mind in the gutter and re-read that. It's even more amusing
As blatently stolen from TIG.
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Only 55% of women wash their hands after using you? Hmmmm, that's just dirty!
Posted by: oddybobo at January 25, 2006 11:42 AM (6Gm0j)
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If they don't have to wash, then it's clean.
Posted by: Contagion at January 25, 2006 12:08 PM (Q5WxB)
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"Contagion cannot jump"
Well you do know that white men can't jump
Posted by: Machelle at January 25, 2006 01:53 PM (ZAyoW)
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Hmmmm. I just can't figure out
where a bride would wear you... lol
Posted by: Richmond at January 25, 2006 02:25 PM (e8QFP)
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Phew... at least I'm already married. Don't have to worry about how I would 'wear' you. GRIN
Posted by: vw bug at January 25, 2006 02:42 PM (k+jIa)
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I can't get past that birfurcated penis thing. So does it hurt to pee? And it must make one helluva mess...
Posted by: Bou at January 25, 2006 10:56 PM (iHxT3)
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Having a bifurcated penis doesn't hurt, it's just that you have to use two toilets whenever you pee.
... uh... so I've HEARD...
Posted by: Harvey at January 26, 2006 09:51 AM (ubhj8)
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January 22, 2006
My own cult... hmmm.
| You Are 90% Weird |
You're more than quirky, you're downright strange.
But you're also strangely compelling, like a cult leader. |
As found over at That's Not Very Nice.
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January 20, 2006
See... I are S-M-R-T smart.
Get Your Drunk Personality at LiquidGeneration.com!
I figured if T1G could handle this quiz, so could I.
And he was the violent drunk!
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Sigh. Got the same thing you did.
Posted by: vw bug at January 21, 2006 05:19 AM (4oOot)
Posted by: That 1 Guy at January 21, 2006 08:06 AM (4I2py)
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We all took this test at work and I got "slutty drunk"
People at work now have a new perspective of me and keep asking me to go drinking after work.
Can't figure out why though.
Posted by: Machelle at January 23, 2006 11:53 AM (ZAyoW)
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Nice. I'm the sloppy drunk. Just great. Are you gonna drink that?
Posted by: Ogre at January 23, 2006 02:40 PM (/k+l4)
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January 14, 2006
So I'm not in touch with my feelings.
| Your EQ is |
60
50 or less: Thanks for answering honestly. Now get yourself a shrink, quick!
51-70: When it comes to understanding human emotions, you'd have better luck understanding Chinese.
71-90: You've got more emotional intelligence than the average frat boy. Barely.
91-110: You're average. It's easy to predict how you'll react to things. But anyone could have guessed that.
111-130: You usually have it going on emotionally, but roadblocks tend to land you on your butt.
131-150: You are remarkable when it comes to relating with others. Only the biggest losers get under your skin.
150+: Two possibilities - you've either out "Dr. Phil-ed" Dr. Phil... or you're a dirty liar. |
Stole this quiz from Richmond. Makes you wonder how I function in the world doesn't it?
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Ummmm..... Not really.... You're just shy!
Posted by: Richmond at January 14, 2006 07:01 PM (e8QFP)
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Dude, when it comes to understanding human emotions ... I'd
rather learn Chinese.
Ha! With that being said ... argh.
I took this lovely quiz only to find out what I already knew ... I understand human emotions way too damn well. It's not a good thing, lemme tell ya.
Mind if we swap scores?
(shrug) It was worth the effort in asking.
~ Stacy ~
Posted by: ~ Stacy ~ at January 14, 2006 10:37 PM (UHyG9)
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I guess Dean Berry scored below 50...
Posted by: Ogre at January 16, 2006 08:07 AM (/k+l4)
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I got 127. Interesting no?
Posted by: oddybobo at January 16, 2006 09:13 AM (6Gm0j)
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107... but that's expected.
Posted by: That 1 Guy at January 16, 2006 02:27 PM (lfQya)
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33.
Um. Okay.
Whatever.
Posted by: Jenna at January 17, 2006 11:50 AM (f/kUC)
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Oh my god my score was way to high! I gotta quit being such a softie. Don't take advantage of this Contagion. I don't make clothes for free!!
Posted by: Red at January 18, 2006 08:09 PM (cqTHl)
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January 13, 2006
Get over your bad self
| You Have a Choleric Temperament |
You are a person of great enthusiasm - easily excited by many things.
Unsatisfied by the ordinary, you are reaching for an epic, extraordinary life.
You want the best. The best life. The best love. The best reputation.
You posses a sharp and keen intellect. Your mind is your primary weapon.
Strong willed, nothing can keep you down. Your energy can break down any wall.
You're an instantly passionate person - and this passion gives you an intoxicating power over others.
At your worst, you are a narcissist. Full of yourself and even proud of your faults.
Stubborn and opinionated, you know what you think is right. End of discussion.
A bit of a misanthrope, you often see others as weak, ignorant, and inferior. |
Stolen from CalTechGirl (CTG).
On a side note, does anyone else besides me notice she has an unhealthy addiction to quizes. I mean c'mon I gave Tammi crap over candles, but CTG will put up 20394203759348593487 quizes in a day. I love you CTG... not in that romantic way, but in that your husband will kick my arse kind of way.
UPDATE: I'm officially adopting CTG as a blog sister: Bou, Harvey, Grau (post mortem) I expect full acceptance. Who wants a family tree that forks anyways.
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Awwww. I had no idea you cared so much. Email me and I'll give you the address where you can send the flowers
Posted by: caltechgirl at January 13, 2006 11:11 PM (uI/79)
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oh, and it's not an addiction, merely a fascination with the results.... and a wicked desire to spill my guts to the universe.....
Posted by: caltechgirl at January 13, 2006 11:14 PM (uI/79)
Posted by: caltechgirl at January 13, 2006 11:46 PM (uI/79)
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I shall update my template tonight...
I have to ask, is this like bringing home a stray puppy?! LOL!! Except we know CTG. And love her already!
Posted by: Bou at January 14, 2006 08:03 AM (iHxT3)
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Yay! I say adopt her, but then you'd be her dad and she'd be my cousin and . . . I lost track of this tree, what am I again?
Posted by: oddybobo at January 15, 2006 07:03 PM (E7Crn)
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*sigh*
Silly Contagion, blog adoption doesn't work like that.
You can adopt her as a blog*daughter* if you want, with her consent, although she doesn't need the guidance, so that's a little silly.
See if she'd like to be a blogmistress :-)
Posted by: Harvey at January 16, 2006 04:37 PM (ubhj8)
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January 02, 2006
Don't these kind of contrast?
| How You Life Your Life |
You tend to deprive yourself of things you crave, for your own good.
You say whatever is on your mind. Other people's reactions don't phase you.
You tend to have one best friend you hang with, as opposed to many aquaintences.
Some of your past dreams have disappointed you, but you don't let it get you down. |
AND
| You're A Crazy Drunk |
When you drink, you get wrecked - and it ain't pretty. |
I'm not saying these are accurate, but my wife looked at them and wondered how detailed the questions where.
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I'm a Passed Out Drunk
"Drinking gives you that warm fuzzy feeling, until you're thrown in the back of a police car..."
Posted by: Harvey at January 03, 2006 08:50 AM (ubhj8)
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I am also a crazy drunk. Good thing I don't drink much...
Posted by: caltechgirl at January 03, 2006 10:22 PM (uI/79)
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