September 25, 2006
It's no longer a game.
For years I’ve been saying that Football is nothing more then a child’s game being played by over paid men. Don’t get me wrong, I love football, and am a little obsessive about it. Okay, I’ve very obsessive about it. My wife wants a sign that says, “We put this marriage on hold for Football Season.” I eat, drink and sleep football from preseason to the pro-bowl. Now that I have arena football for the off-season, there are very few months I don’t think about football. However, I still view it as a game. I don’t get too worked up when my team looses and other then good-natured ribbing, I don’t harass fans from other teams. It’s just a game.
Another thing I’ve been saying for a long time is, “It’s all fun and games until someone looses a spleen.” I’m not sure where I picked it up, but I’ve been saying it for a long time. It’s a take off of the old “It’s all fun and game until someone looses and eye.” But it’s easy to loose an eye, it’s much more difficult to loose a spleen.
Based on those two sayings, I guess football is no longer a game for Chris Simms, the Tampa Bay BucÂ’s Quarterback. In the game against Carolina yesterday he ruptured his spleen. He left the field for a short period of time, and then returned to play. People, he may have issues as a QB, but you have to respect a man that will play through to pain. This wasnÂ’t a sprain, strain, broken bone or pulled muscle. He ruptured an internal organ. Think about it, that canÂ’t be a pleasant feeling.
My hatÂ’s off to you Chris, and I hope you have a quick and pleasant recovery.
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Ok - I'll give him that one. But he still SUCKS as a QB and Chucky needs to get him replaced. Soon.
I'll be down there in October and have a Saturday free, maybe I need to swing my RJ Stadium and remind them just who I am!!
:-) (like that matters, but I'd sure as hell feel better!)
What? Me? A Football Fan? What makes you say that?!?!?!?!
Posted by: Tammi at September 25, 2006 12:14 PM (Bitcf)
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Ballsy, for sure.
I love the fact that he went back in. May not have been bright, but damn...
Posted by: That 1 Guy at September 26, 2006 08:06 PM (OzEpS)
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You got the "...until someone ruptures a spleen" line from me. I've been saying that since before I even knew you.
And I agree about the ballsyness.
The other thing is that, if I were the defensive player that laid the smackdown on him, I would be torn between feeling bad and going "Yeah, bitch! I didn't just sack your ass, I crushed your internal organs! Who da man? Who da man??"
Posted by: Graumagus at September 27, 2006 06:20 AM (50gt2)
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You know, that's two years in a row now that Carolina's defense has destroyed a QB and put him out for an extended period of time.
Posted by: Ogre at September 27, 2006 09:56 AM (oifEm)
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Yea, very ballsy.
Grau, I knew I picked it up somewhere, I just couldn't remember where.
Posted by: Contagion at September 27, 2006 06:31 PM (0m/ho)
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ballsy smallsy.
HE SUCKS AS A QB!! That's my team and I don't want him running it anymore. :-)
I want a postive number in the W column. I read the other day where they don't think he'll be out long. If I could have reached my monitor to bang my head against it I would have.
Ruptured spleen = don't play. Almost as much as sucky QB = don't win......
(whew, now I feel better)
Posted by: Tammi at September 27, 2006 07:18 PM (3UQTn)
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September 24, 2006
We Win!
Holy cow! The Pack actually won a game!
Packers 31 Detroit 24
Sure it was only against the Detroit Kitties Lions, whom may be one of the handful of teams in the NFL that are worse then Green Bay. IÂ’ll take the win; itÂ’s better to have a win, then to start the season 0-4 again this year. Now we are only 1-2. However, at this rate we are going to end up with a 5-11 season.
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Of course they won. I picked Detroit!
You can thank me later. In fact this may actually canx. out that case of beer I owe you. ;-)
Posted by: Tammi at September 24, 2006 03:17 PM (3UQTn)
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I can't believe you ever even thought Detroit had a chance of winning.
Tammi - never, ever, bet on Detroit.
Posted by: Quality Weenie at September 25, 2006 07:10 AM (BksWB)
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September 17, 2006
Only the Packers...
...could blow a 13 point lead to lose. What the hell!!!!
And as much as it pains me to admit this, if the Bears can keep up their performance for the rest of the season they could make it to the Super Bowl.
But as all Bear fans know, Grossman can only go so many games healthy before he gets hurt. Then it's up to Griese, who has worse knee's then I do.
Now excuse me while I go finish this bottle of Jack Daniel's.
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Best quote I heard all weekend was "Brett Favre really isn't that old... for a pope...".
The bitch if it is, he's only part of the problem. You guys have issues at the majority of the positions this year. Ahman Green and Donald Driver seem like the only two bright spots.
Sucks to be you.
Now excuse me, I have a voodoo doll of Grossman I have to go pack in bubble wrap...
Posted by: Graumagus at September 18, 2006 12:30 PM (50gt2)
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Holy Leathernecks
I donÂ’t follow college football. But I will check out the scores just to see how teams are doing. The only time I actually watch a game is when there is nothing else on. The only exception to this is Western Illinois University. Since itÂ’s my alma mater I tend to keep an eye on how their team is doing. Imagine my surprise yesterday when I looked up the scores and I saw
Western Illinois 58, Kentucky Wesleyan 0. Go Leathernecks!

I just hope Green Bay can do so well against New Orleans today.
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September 12, 2006
Damn, it's Tuesday already?
(Climbing out of bottle)
Sorry, it was a long Sunday for me. Good company stopped by to help soak up some alcohol and watch the football games, but damn. It was bad enough having to watch the Green Bay Packers lose to the Bears. Then it got worse when during the third quarter I wasn’t hoping for a win, just for them too score. The fact that I’m watching the game with a Bears fan was just insulting. Then again he was probably the only civilized Bear fan on the planet, most are just assholes, even if I like the bastard. When the Bears made a good play, he’d say something like, “But that was a good tackle by the Packers!”… after cheering.
I retreated to the only refuge I had, the comforting arms of Jack DanielÂ’s. Jack consoled me and pointed out that we survived the 80Â’s, and the 90Â’s we dominated the NFC North/Central. ItÂ’s time for other teams to get a chance.
The only consolation I get out of this weekend was that at least it wasnÂ’t the Vikings, and that two other teams did worse then the PackÂ… Long live the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and the Oakland Raiders for stinking up the gridiron worse then the Packers. Sure it was only by one point more, but it was still worse.
Anyone think the Pack might make it to the Super Bowl this year?
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Sure.
But only if they buy tickets :-)
Posted by: Harvey at September 12, 2006 08:00 PM (L7a63)
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Screw you Contagion.
And I say that with love.
;-)
It was a dark weekend for football, that's all I'm sayin......
Posted by: Tammi at September 13, 2006 01:03 AM (8X052)
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The Pack has a better chance of going to the Super Bowl then the Lions have.
Lions are the suckiest of suckiest teams.
Posted by: Quality Weenie at September 14, 2006 09:32 AM (BksWB)
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September 07, 2006
Ready and waiting.
In two hours the NFL regular season starts. The defending Super Bowl champs, Pittsburgh Steelers, take on the Miami Dolphins. This could be an interesting game. The Steelers are with out their glory boy QB Ben Roethlisberger. This may give the Dolphins a much-needed break in tonightÂ’s game to pull off a victory.
As soon as Ktreva gets home from work IÂ’m off to a kick-off party. Hopefully itÂ’s the first of many football parties IÂ’m able to attend this year. So if you havenÂ’t made your picks or roster changes yet, you have slightly less than two hours to make them.
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Posted by: vw bug at September 07, 2006 06:26 PM (1wVJS)
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Ahhh - the world was a better place the moment the sound of the game wafted from my TV. :-)
Made it even BETTER when Miami lost!
(sorry VW - you know how we Buc's fans are!)
Posted by: Tammi at September 08, 2006 04:40 AM (3UQTn)
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Go Steelers!!! Whoo Hoo!!
Posted by: Oddybobo at September 08, 2006 07:00 AM (mZfwW)
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