Machelle of Quality Weenie tagged me with the 6 weird habits or facts that I have meme. After trying, futility I might add, to get out of doing it by claiming I have done the 5 weird habits or facts that I have meme, I decided that since I blew off the last 9 memes IÂ’ve been tagged with IÂ’d actually do this one. That and I have the day off.

Six Weird Facts or Habits I have:

A) I profile every person I meet or talk with. ItÂ’s an old habit from the old days that I just canÂ’t let go.

2) I will talk to myself out loud, and answer myselfÂ… when others are around.

D) Contrary to popular belief, I really am shy. I just mask it really well with drinking and being an arsehole.

4) I have Barbie doll knees. Due to an accident when I was younger I can bend my knees up to 45 Degrees in the wrong direction. This makes for great party jokes.

G) When IÂ’m drinking, I like to pretend IÂ’m more intoxicated then I really am. ItÂ’s something I started doing when I was in college and now I do it out of habit. This includes slurring and mispronouncing words, pretending to have no coordination and even allowing myself to fall down. If someone calls me on it, or if IÂ’m questioned about my state of mind, IÂ’ll stop doing itÂ… for a while.

6) When I make list I use a funky pattern to number things. IE this list goes A, 2, D, 4, G, 6. And if it werenÂ’t for the fact that itÂ’s supposed to be 6 things, the last one would not be a 6.

And IÂ’m not tagging anyone with this piece of tripeÂ… Well no one except my wife Ktreva, I just want to see how many times I make her list. Like A) I married Contagion, thatÂ’s just farkinÂ’ weird!

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1 My knees do that too... Though in my case it's genetic.

Posted by: Richmond at April 21, 2006 12:08 PM (e8QFP)

2 Damn, I was just going to tag you....oh well! I knew you'd have a good list!

Posted by: Sissy at April 22, 2006 11:15 PM (gCk3+)

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